sad
Reserved 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
albinoalligator
Elkton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Terms and conditions
Today, I declined an apartment because it didn't have a detachable shower head that I could use for my enjoyment. FML
NoBasement4U
Medicine Hat, Canada
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Username
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
ravestradamus
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
BadatDIY
United Kingdom
Feeling dumb?
Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML
Anonymous
Priorities
Today, my parents announced they're getting a divorce. Now I don't know who's going to do my laundry. FML
ShowerheadGirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Common passion
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Anonymous
Spring, United States
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
home owner
United States
Headshot
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
WaychulMonster
Things hate me
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
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ms_YoungMula 8
So when there's no hot water running do you change your fb status to "it's complicated"
jiimbo344 0
Buy a *****
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g0bak3acake 0
woah
sdubus 0
Haha
musicophilia 3
How stupid that so many people are telling OP to buy a *****! All girls know that there's a massive difference between penetration and stimulation. It's not all about the vag, you know!
WillyWonka1234 0
Use a Popsicle (preferably cherry) it's easy in fun and when you are done the "toy" just melts away.
puppydog 12
that is a horrible idea! begging for a yeast infection right there.
ihatedumbasses 6
Use the faucet it's great
brandonb6 1
Ha that's funny
LoveLessXlll 8
i am 100% sure you can get a man to replace the shower head. just go to a club and whisper to the first man you are attracted to "i want to have sex tonight". if he doesnt say yes, then it is a sign the world is ending and you have bigger problems to worry about.
varkey 7
You're disgusting. You know that that thing also sprays water that your parents use to clean themselves, right? YDI
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'm going to give you a lesson in how a girl masturbates by using a shower head, (all by observing my girlfriend while in the shower together { kinky times :) ). First of all, It's the water that simulates the clit, usually by putting it in a setting that is enjoyable. THEN they put the shower head close to her clit, not to far not to close and the water does all the work. Judging by your comment, you think girls shove the shower head up their vag, they dont, stupid. Get a girl, or watch **** to see this in action, ********...
hottiebody345 0
How sad...
poppylamonzo 0
They sat there for fifty minutes. And thought of the perfect comment. :D