Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, the water cut out while I was showering, covered in soap and shampoo. I had to rinse with freezing cold drinking water from the fridge. As soon as I'd dried off, the water supply got restored. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, while in the shower, I heard my phone buzz. Expecting an important text, I leaned out to check it. I slipped, hit my head on the sink, and ended up stuck in the most awkward position possible with one leg in the shower and the other out. My roommate had to rescue me. FML
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I_have_no_clue 0
Orgasmic Pudding
Baker_FoCo 0
That sucks, OP. Hope they fix it.
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heynow00wellthen 0
Fail
Ludii_fml 0
good luck with taming it!
MyNameIsInvictus 0
Wow either you live in the shittiest apartment ever, or your landlord just stole your money! Lol or both.
Stupified 0
op is now a wet pussy!
BoyFromTheFuture 0
leased or owned? if leased, you need to get them to fix it and pay medical. Unless you were swinging on it like George of the Jungle.
BoyFromTheFuture 0
oh didn't see your name. yeah you're screwed FYL.
afdude87 6
that's why you don't move into the projects.
justbemellow 0
I stopped at " I was taking a shower for the first time" and was disgusted. But now I see;)
MyNameIsInvictus 0
20- How do you know it's the projects?
marinus_fml 20
#21 - same, I was like WTF?!!
Stupified 0
Ydi for calling yourself a homeowner and living in an apartment. That's not a home and ydi for not being careful and Ydi for not having the shower/shower curtain closed.
Someone_somewere 7
that's hot
Stupified 0
Nvm I guess an apartment can be a home, especially in New York. Gdmfafp!
babyjaguar96 0
YDI for taking regular showers tss tss tss when will they learn?!?!?
handhugsftw 0
YDI for not turning the shower off. it's the obvious right thing to do. turn it off and never touch it again. shower in your sink. spongebaths FTW!
nishant5456 0
it could have been a lot worse, the shower could have had some type of chemical acid which burned your skin and now you can't move. But since that DIDN'T happen, get over it.
FailVader 0
The shower just wanted some head.
heynow00wellthen 0
Ha clearly, if you didn't know this yet OP, it's time for a new shower.
dragonxfly 0
turn the knobs... dummy
MykeLytorus 0
It's funny because it could have been worse and it's moist ftw dur dur.
JohnGraveline 0
Sounds like someone is listening to too much Katey Perry Hot & Cold.
bexxohere 0
a little too restless of a shower tug session? lol
6969awesome 0
how about u turn it off?
pinayxine 0
lmao @ #56
tbone4875 0
YDI for getting a cheap apartment. and not checking over the apartment.
Baker_FoCo 0
That sucks, OP. Hope they fix it.
Stevie_87 0
shishkabob
Ludii_fml 0
those are good.
nishant5456 0
really good.
pieintheface 0
you just got beat up by a shower
hbacostfu13 0
n00b got pwned haha what does OP mean?!
I_have_no_clue 0
Orgasmic Pudding
justbemellow 0
Oxford Professor.
Stupified 0
Old ****.
fistnazal 10
Onward! Poonjahb!
Barrientos432 5
Obnoxious Piss
JustineBieberHat 0
Origanic Poop
JustineBieberHat 0
* organic it's really Original Poster
justbemellow 0
This is an ironic comment.
JustineBieberHat 0
touché lol so many answers to that question like operation pineapple
Brittney_E 0
orange pee. O.o
Maelific 0
Obstinate packaderm
nishant5456 0
Oh Please it means Orange Poop
Someone_somewere 7
nooo it means orangutang penis duhhh
MyNameIsInvictus 0
60- Hahahaha I was thinking the same thing. Definitely a little hypocricy, too.
xxniteskie 1
haha same thought #60
kellykerplunkk 0
haaah! oh no :|
SaintE_fml 0
oh Katy Perry, no really that's a compliment
fistnazal 10
katythemmuhfuh'indittiesperry! goodness! all I can think about is that scene in liar liar when he's in the elevator... "mah mah" **nipple sucking sound**
Doopliss01 0
YDI for writing apt.
mintcar 10
The characters are limited. But really, I don't see the use of an abbreviation anywhere. Sucks for you OP. You got burned.
YouRuckingFetard 0
uber-fail.
Flipflops4ever 0
YDI for buying a home in New York - what did u expect?