Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my roommate of a year and good friend of several more decided to move out. When I came home from a long work shift, I found all the cupboards emptied out of everything, including all the new stuff I bought to replace what she was going to take with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, I came home to my empty apartment. My girlfriend had left a note on the floor that said: "Took my stuff and left. Took your stuff and pawned it." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, my ex dropped by to pick up a piece of art he'd left when I threw him out a month ago. While here, he visited the restroom. Tonight, my shampoo smelled like urine. And he called at 11pm to say he'd ''rubbed one out'' on my new boyfriend's toothbrush. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Today, my roommate was packing up her kitchen stuff as she prepared to move out. Apparently that included the majority of things I bought last week to replace all of her stuff she is taking. FML
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wicker75 0
she took your beard trimmer so she could shave her own beard.
yuggi1 11
Should had been there, OP. I can't believe you trusted her! She's your ex for a reason, remember that.
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Comments (121)
thatonename 7
that's just harsh man... I feel for you.
C6Racer 0
Are you sure it wasn't because you threw all her stuff onto the front yard over a text message?
MissBunny25 0
hahaha win ^
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Now you get to upgrade your shower, your trimmer, your soap, and your girl! :D
MissBunny25 0
21 you have a cute kitty :)
intheboot 0
thats what he said. sorry OP, that sucks.
aardvarkish 17
13, Good catch.
MissBunny25 0
29, that was lame -.- lol
fl0ffy 0
SUX how did u dump her she was mad
froob 0
shower head? that's over the top.
heathersmorin 0
Id take the shower head too!! I love my shower head. I would atleast put the old one back up or put it out so he could find it.
heathersmorin 0
Id take the shower head too!! I love my shower head. I would atleast put the old one back up or put it out so he could find it.
NickK49 0
If you don't call her out, she took your balls too
Alex94xela 0
^win LMFAO
ksc686 0
My ex-boyfriend did the same thing when we were moving out of our apartment. He took the shower rod, shower curtain and took all our food except some canned food....but he also took the can opener. It wasn't even a bad break up. Until then.
fredrikleijon 4
When is a breakup a good breakup?
crapazoidburg 0
Gnarly
toelie 26
Are you sure you didn't accidentally throw some of your own stuff out along with all of hers?
areforever 0
maybe she had a beard she needed to trim
cr3ativity 15
What kind of beard?
jess6blondie9 3
That Sucks/:
ihatedumbasses 6
make her giveback your things
yuggi1 11
Should had been there, OP. I can't believe you trusted her! She's your ex for a reason, remember that.
kingtz 6
Next time, actually be there so she won't steal everything. YDI, for giving her free reign.
wicker75 0
she took your beard trimmer so she could shave her own beard.
sourgirl101 29
I guess many guys don't realize that some girls use a beard trimmer to trim down there. Not many like a bush to look like a wicked garden!(:
barniclest 0
#38 he tried to make him feel better! now thx to he has du image how she shaved her bush with st thst he used to put on his face and she got a fresh shaved.... and he cant hit that!
cptmorgan15 2
I might be dumber after attempting to read that.
mk58 31
lol, 47
Irvman21 1
It could be worse. My ex wife stole my X5 and intentionally crashed it into a telephone pole.
Nosmo75 4
Hope you made the bitch pay for it, that'll learn her!
xx000o 27
that is one nasty bitch
Jimboom 12
Next time get the key back before they become ex's. Either that or change the locks as soon as you dump them.... or change the locks to let them know they are dumped... whatever works for you. ;-)
agamid 1
what a bitch.