Today, I declined an apartment because it didn't have a detachable shower head that I could use for my enjoyment. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I was excited by the thought of the bathroom in my rental being replaced after the plumber advised that the leak can't be easily fixed. Instead, the owner has decided to fully renovate and is kicking me out. FML
Today, I left my empty shower running so I could pretend I didn't still live alone. FML
Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML
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Top comments
Stopa 1
You can...buy a new showerhead? Like they're not even expensive or difficult to install?
itzhazen 3
keeping your priorities straight I see
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Comments (95)
itzhazen 3
keeping your priorities straight I see
fmypatheticlife 15
You cum first.
shitstorm28 11
well done
TheBigSneeze 22
Oh woe is me! I cant detach my showerhead! What am I to do? Stand under the shower and rinse off? Thats for savages! but joking aside, I dont understand why this was posted as a real FML.
Catto-Golden 23
By "enjoyment" She doesn't mean getting rinsed off, she means ******* the shower head
Stopa 1
You can...buy a new showerhead? Like they're not even expensive or difficult to install?
mfmylifesrsly 30
exactly...or just get a toy. also op you could use the bath faucet.
winstonchap213 5
but thats too much work jk
tounces7 28
It takes like, 30 seconds and zero plumbing knowledge to install one. I mean heck, opening the package usually takes longer than installation.
Ethan_Anonymous 28
I'm sure plenty of guy would help you with that OP. Get out more :)
askullnamedbilly 33
C'mon, masturbation is very different from having sex. You have a much higher chance of having an ******, you don't have to wonder if you're good enough or if your face looks weird right now - and there's no awkward small talk after. It's absolutely normal and healthy to take care of yourself once in a while; and honestly, telling OP to go out and **** a bunch of strangers is pretty creepy.
shinikageWolf 15
Personally I find no enjoyment in sex with random people. I could probably enjoy the shower head more, because the shower won't say they're a good guy and not into hookups and then vanish off the face of the earth after we have sex and make me feel bad about myself. Shower:3 people:0
tygerarmy 35
Maybe he meant there are a bunch of guys out there who can install a new shower head. Haha. But seriously, OP could also call a lady for help, installing a shower head, or ******.
Bunnyluver 20
#48 I don't think guys have much use for a shower head LOL.
ZacArmis 3
Okay, I'm sorry but I'm seeing you comment everywhere about women's ******'s and so fourth. You need to stop alright, A lot of men and I mean ALOT really enjoy eating out a woman to give them pleasure. So a comment that says "get out some more" may mean like hey go out, meet a guy, get him to pleasure you cause ALOT of people are into that kind of thing you don't know that. So stop with your passive aggressive speech about how you are so against men and how it's so hard to please a woman. It's not, a lot of men know that and know what to do. God, i can't believe I made an account just to reply to you. Just stop alright, your toxicity is dumbfounding that you instantly go towards shaming and saying how one person is like okay listen it's not all about sex, no no one even mentioned sex just to go out and get some help if they're that desperate. Sigh.. *******.. hell.
JairBear241 6
Lmao
ollygollymolly 6
Sounds like a personal choice, not a YDI or FYI
stangbang92 17
Your gonna get moderated.
murph_fml 21
Or, you know, just buy one and install it yourself.
clair_brodie 35
You know you could have bought one for like twenty bucks right?
AnthraxPrincess 18
Right? Also, most toys are around a similar price, and then there's no installation needed. Just batteries or maybe a cord being plugged in overnight.
NebraskanHusker 5
Those are like $5...