Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm on crutches due to hip surgery. I went to the fridge to grab a bite to eat, but quickly realized if I wanted anything, I would have to eat there. I can't carry anything. Cold leftovers here we go. FML
Today, I work at McDonalds. I burned my hand while cleaning their grill and have a 2nd/3rd degree burn from my pinky to my wrist. When told about this, my manager told me that there was "nothing that they could do for me and to tough it out". However I was given a free McFlurry. FML
Today, I went to a McDonald's drive-thru in just a shirt and underwear, thinking I wouldn't be seeing anyone. I got into a car crash. FML
Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML
Today, I went to Hooters for lunch. My food was brought to me by a man. FML
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML
Today, I was waiting for my food at McDonald's. I watched the most obese, sweaty man sneeze into the chips, wipe his nose on his hand and use his hand to shovel chips into a bag. They were my chips. FML
Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML
Today, after a long, horrible day at work and some fighting with my family and my girlfriend, I decided to cheer myself up by going to McDonald's for a change. I burst into tears when the cashier told me they couldn't make me a Mars McFlurry because they'd run out of ingredients. FML
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Streeet_hayley 6
Never trust people with your food
smirnoff1695 0
Oh my goodness. What a thief!
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Comments (185)
smirnoff1695 0
Oh my goodness. What a thief!
Potterhead1 3
Was he a Slytherin?
kevsnev 7
OP - Why does the man have to be called guy man?
iloveeyouuxD 9
9- that's what I was wondering. Anyone explain?
kevsnev 7
I think my previous comment got deleted. O.o
kevsnev 7
Nevermind.
opendoorclosed 8
Did he have a crown, a cape, a huge head and a big smile that terrorizes children's souls?
Keyman1212 14
The BK King is SUCH a ****.
evilscorpi 29
You know the bk king no longer exists anymore.??? They fired his ass lol
SCREAM4meeee 0
OMG that guy is a genius!
cookie_3008 4
They dont call it "Fast food" for nothing.. =/
ohxdamnxkay02 12
Should of threw a crutch at him.
Awwdatsucks 2
26- Wait wait wait... You are saying The Burger King is scary when the OP is at McDonalds?! Ronald is 100x worse!
smirnoff1695 0
No way. Ronalds a sweetheart. Burger king guy is a creeper
raaawwwrrZ 8
Ronald macdonald is a ginger. Nuff said
opendoorclosed 8
80 - You have a good point there. Although, I see it this way. Ronald has a different type of scariness, more typical "Imma eat your heart" clown; While the BK king has a crazy "I shall sodomize you, cut off the tips of your fingers and dip them in baby oil (made from actual babies), and then just stare at you while you cry. All. While. Smiling."... type of terror.
nromanyuk 4
58 - genius?? That's no genius. That was really cruel actually. That person has no heart.
RadikulRam 16
McDonald employee's these days... (That was a joke! Zomgz if you look hard enough you might find it.)
trippyshitt 1
A genius for being a bitch? Lmao. Apparently, we have a ton of "geniuses" in the US.
nalia18 8
I didnt know mcdonalds cost so much someone wants it so bad...
SCREAM4meeee 0
94- shhhhhhhhhh
AlexanderSilver 0
71- Should [have thrown] a crutch at him.
pwincessa23 1
Is the hamburgler at it again?! SMH
klol_fml 11
that guys a McFaggot
blackheart24 10
He was probably doin you a favor... Mcdonalds tastes like pure ass.
satph 12
i don't know why 58 hasn't gotten more dislikes...
ThatDamHuntress 20
This was from 2011 but, I can not help myself. #5 You are not a true potterhead if you believe all Slytherins are evil. I cannot remember Merlin being evil. Plus that book was told FROM ONE PERSONS POINT OF VIEW! I myself am a VERY proud Slytherin... And would never trade it for anything. I saw videos of people taking the potter more quizzes and crying when they got into Slytherin or Hufflepuff. May I just remind you *Cough* Tonks *Cough* Cedric Diggory *Cough*. I am ashamed to be in the Same fandom as you. You give us the bad name you one sided freak. Now **** off and Admit we had Merlin **** Face. Sincerely, A Smart Potter Head PostScript I suppose all ravenclaw's are stuck up snobs to? Two words. Luna Lovegood. Now Shut the **** Up.
Zoldyck 17
@180, your post has given me hemorrhoids and depression.
Badjuju7711 0
Those guy men are terrible people.
BigEV 0
Guy man.
Blazingcrono 6
It's alright OP, he just wants you to be more fit. Eat a salad.
m0tl3ycru3 0
Salad? Who in the hell goes to mcdonalds to eat healthy?
xXPurpl3Xx 0
But what if OP.ordered a salad at McDonalds??
THE_A_TEEN 28
You know, you don't make friends with salad, right?
Blazingcrono 6
No one steals salad, EVER.
killerkiss92 8
Salads from mcds is as fatty and unhealthy as a big mac or so I've heard lol
ambamm135 7
64 they are! The dressing they use is so bad it's 400-600 more calories without the dressing it's not so bad but still who goes to McDonald's for a salad?
flockz 20
i do..... i order a big mac salad special, hold the salad. its delicious!
CleverBastard 8
#4 buying a salad from mcdonalds is like paying a hooker for a hug.
ragzy 7
127 - You beat me to the punch!!
traviemojo 0
You shouldn't be talking tubs
Livencountry 5
Should have went all ninja and kicked him in the face.
regsworld11 2
Op is on crutches....
Buttsexpirate 9
Crutch-fu bitches!
Skittlepickle 13
Use the crutches.
flamegrilled123 3
Believe me, taking a pair of crutches to the back of the head hurts...
hetalia_thailand 20
They could have whacked the guy over the head with a crutch, that'll teach him not to **** with someone's food
Streeet_hayley 6
Never trust people with your food
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
thumbs up if you thought that was a good idea :)
leadman1989 16
Except he just had a bunch of them prepare it.
RecklessJellyBea 7
The notorious guy man strikes again. He was last seen at Taco Bell.. alert the authorities!
Savra_fml 17
Girl women are kinder and wont steal your food. Or better still, ask for a bag instead of a tray next time
BRidgetg123 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You shouldve gone thru the drive thru....and here are some ideas... That poor guy had to have been starving... And maybe he saved you from food poisoning. Either way, you done a good thing : )
tweetypie 18
What if op didn't have a car??
robertlovespi 3
and if OP was on crutches, maybe they also wouldn't be able to operate the gas pedals and brake.
jswizzle_ 6
Or maybe the guy was just an asshole who wanted free food?
larnee 0
never trust those guy men...