Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, while I was taking a long relaxing shower, the shower head decided to fly off and hit me in the face. The dentist couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
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WCARlover 35
That's when you move to a bath my friend :)
easyprey 8
After that I bet it was like showering under a waterfall, except the minor concussion probably ruined the moment
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WCARlover 35
That's when you move to a bath my friend :)
WCARlover 35
Better than getting hit in the head with heavy metal objects I think
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
Since OP already showered and rinsed all the filth off, a bath would be completely acceptable
Metteris 0
Besides, not everyone have space or money for a bathtub, and some actually do care about all the water that goes to waste.
malters 9
Having a bath can't use much more water than a nice soothing shower
ladyLALAA 29
I always have a shower before I have a bath, I am also not a fan of bathing in my filth.
Ugi 27
26 - if you take 10 minutes (as OP does) in a decent shower I'm not at all sure you will use less water than in a bath. If you really want to save water & power there's only one solution - shower with a friend!
Vociferouslife 4
Yea, if it takes you longer than 10 mins to shower, maybe it's time to invest in a bathtub.
Metteris 0
Well, aside from the water, a lot of people still don't have the space for a bathtub. - showering with a friend? I'd do that
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Sex in the Bathtub = crowded Sex in the Shower = slippery and dangerous. Not that I know anything about that.
Ninjasaurus18 9
12- OP was supposed to know that would happen how? And yes, baths are bathing in your own liquid filth. Unless you're going to rinse off in the shower afterward, baths are gross.
luckyd880 12
Ya we all know what you were REALLY doing in that shower op!
luckyd880 12
Next time take it easy on the poor massaging shower head. Geez.
LookOnBrightSide 12
2-Yes, he/she was REALLY taking a shower. I guess that's hard for you to believe. Like OP, I own an unstable shower head and the water pressure can actually knock it off. That's why I put the water pressure on really low. OP, I hope you recover from your injury and FYL.
thejewishfuhrer 17
^^^ Mr. Buzz Killington
clarissasyima 7
11- Yeah, you're really looking on the "bright side"..
TwiztedYuri 9
we do. OP was getting hit in the face... you need to learn to read
mashimarox 12
ouch..
easyprey 8
After that I bet it was like showering under a waterfall, except the minor concussion probably ruined the moment
ILoveMyXbox 0
Don't really know what to comment with this one.. I'd just scream **** and move on
DCFan 9
That's when you don't comment at all... And move on.
TwiztedYuri 9
"****!!!!! well still need to say something" - 6
cr3ativity 15
Damn, that would have surprised me so badly that my socks would have been blown off, if I wore socks in the shower that is. I Hope your concussion/ head injury doesn't last too long.
RadiationNeon 5
Money shot...
kandi_kid69 15
Face shot.
Ruffclue 9
4 pointer.
fenixtorador1 11
At least you didn't take some balls to the face, right OP?
Il_Maestro 6
This comment makes exactly zero sense.
thejewishfuhrer 17
At least a bus didn't run you over? At least aliens didn't abduct you? At least your dad didn't die? What the hell. You can always make up a worse situation.
PrincessPesa 20
But balls are nice and soft. Even when they're slapping you! Some shower heads can weigh 1-3 lbs. No ball-force power can top that. Surely you know all this from experience though, right Fenixtorador? ;)
fenixtorador1 11
Well played 33 I see what you did there lol
luckyd880 12
Oh you two get a room.
Reddeaded 5
Why were you in the shower for 10 minutes?
auzz1_pride 9
Maybe I don't know they shave their legs, arms ect. But of course you wouldn't know this, since you have not even come of age yet huh? Or you are just hairy as hell.
little_one 20
Because sometimes when you feel like utter crap ie the morning after a sick rave or crazy bender the shower feels like most amazing thing you will ever experience.
riseagainstbabyy 4
I don't know about everyone else, but it certainly takes me at least 10 minutes to shampoo and condition my hair, wash my body, and then shave. Not to mention that showers are super relaxing after a long day of work so I tend to take my time.
mhopper 13
Way to take one in the face