Love: Time to grow a beard?

Time to grow a beard?

By Ben - 03/08/2017 23:00 - United States - Lansing

Today, my girlfriend told me she won't have sex with me anymore. When I asked her why, she said I've lost too much weight and I now look like her son. Her son is 4 feet tall and 9 years-old. I'm 6 feet tall and 30 years old. She said that having sex with me feels like having sex with her son. FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 4 August 2017 6:10

Whenever you hear these stupid excuses to not have sex with you, be cautious. A third person might be involved.

gobiteme2 34

Friday 4 August 2017 5:11

Add spice to love life and use a blindfold for her.

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gobiteme2 34

Friday 4 August 2017 5:11

Add spice to love life and use a blindfold for her.

Georgian_fml 15

Friday 4 August 2017 5:29

idk man she just sounds weird, so before you lost weight was she having sex with chubbier you who looks like her son or what?

Goldzilluh 19

Friday 4 August 2017 5:58

That's my thoughts exactly. Lmfao.

Bubbles77777 11

Friday 4 August 2017 5:40

Maybe you have a baby face

BeachMammal 8

Friday 4 August 2017 5:59

Maybe you could wear a mask.

Lobby_Bee 17

Friday 4 August 2017 6:10

Whenever you hear these stupid excuses to not have sex with you, be cautious. A third person might be involved.

smoothpanda 7

Friday 4 August 2017 18:44

Her son?

HanBanana15 9

Saturday 5 August 2017 21:36

Sometimes yes, but being in a relationship doesn't mean you're entitled to sex with said person whenever you want. It's their body, and their choice. Sometimes people just aren't in the mood and others won't take no for an answer so "stupid excuses" are the only way to get the point across.