sad
Reserved 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
albinoalligator
Elkton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Terms and conditions
Today, I declined an apartment because it didn't have a detachable shower head that I could use for my enjoyment. FML
NoBasement4U
Medicine Hat, Canada
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Username
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
ravestradamus
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
BadatDIY
United Kingdom
Feeling dumb?
Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML
Anonymous
Priorities
Today, my parents announced they're getting a divorce. Now I don't know who's going to do my laundry. FML
ShowerheadGirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Common passion
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Anonymous
Spring, United States
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
home owner
United States
Headshot
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
WaychulMonster
Things hate me
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
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ms_YoungMula 8
So when there's no hot water running do you change your fb status to "it's complicated"
jiimbo344 0
Buy a *****
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Comments (369)
tr3vst3r 5
LMAO.
manda_bear843 0
Sweetie it's called a boyfriend it's not to hard....
charmanderCHAR 5
Sweetie, it's called 'the difference between clitoral stimulation and penetrated stimulation'. They're different. It's not that hard.
Prussia2 6
I know your pain. But instead of getting rid of it all together we just got a really less powerful one. Makes showers less fun....
creampie18 5
Jesus go out and get laid...it's way better than any self pleasure!
kristen69 0
Some comments are funny. But seriously a ***** or vibrator or a bf won't change this and some men give up after a while of women not coming. Not all men can pleasure us women the way we really want. We ourselves only know exactly what to do. Maybe she has a bf but can't get off. It happens a lot. Nothing wrong with the way she's getting off. At least she's clean. :p
the17doctor 12
To #282 - I've slept with at least 1 woman that didn't even know how to get herself off. Also, I know how that feels, as just last week I had a one night stand with a girl that gave up on me and told me to just finish myself off. Yeah, it can happen with women giving up on men too.
kristen69 0
Yeah. Sorry about that. No one cares anymore about pleasuring each other.. Just them selves.
kjz102 5
Ewww
grog_fml 3
are you fat? if not you should call me ;)
ice723 5
come on over I have one you can use
dansco 25
Get your own shower in your own place... Or a bloke lol
sayonaramelody 3
Use the hose?