sad
Reserved 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my parents got rid of our detachable shower head. Looks like I'm single again. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
albinoalligator
Elkton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Terms and conditions
Today, I declined an apartment because it didn't have a detachable shower head that I could use for my enjoyment. FML
NoBasement4U
Medicine Hat, Canada
Today, my dad went to a hardware store to replace the broken shower head in my bathroom. He got the cheapest shower head he could find, and so when I took a shower, the shower head burst out and hit me square in the face. FML
Username
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
ravestradamus
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was enjoying some "alone time" with the detachable shower head when someone flushed the toilet, causing the cold water to run out and badly scald my genitals. It hurts to walk. FML
BadatDIY
United Kingdom
Feeling dumb?
Today, the maintenance workers finally came to my apartment to fix the shower-head that kept falling off the wall. I was annoyed because they had replaced it a few weeks ago and since then, it'd been a problem. They went into my bathroom, turned the shower head around, and left. FML
Anonymous
Priorities
Today, my parents announced they're getting a divorce. Now I don't know who's going to do my laundry. FML
ShowerheadGirl
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Common passion
Today, I was having an intimate moment with my detachable shower head. I opened my eyes to find my husband of 4 months looking down on me. The only thing he said was, "You too?" FML
Anonymous
Spring, United States
Today, after having a pretty rough day, I decided a nice, hot shower would be great. Ten minutes in, the shower head apparently couldn't take the water pressure anymore, and it flew off and hit me in the face. FML
home owner
United States
Headshot
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
WaychulMonster
Things hate me
Today, while trying to relax because I'm sick and I feel like crap, the shower head attachment fell and hit me on the head. FML
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ms_YoungMula 8
So when there's no hot water running do you change your fb status to "it's complicated"
jiimbo344 0
Buy a *****
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Comments (369)
Killuminati_5 3
Lol no more fun in the shower
CurlyGurlF 6
At least ur better off than me. Our shower head broke off. We gotta shower with the hose part...
lexanianna 11
That works too you know!
zurisbloodyrose 0
I'm so glad I'm not the only person who does this...
Mysexyfaith 0
Your gonna be taking a lot of baths! Also maybe your parents helped you out, now you can try to find a real person instead of a shower head ?
KiddNYC1O 22
You should be on Taboo; "I'm in love with an object."
hunterjumper1212 7
Hahaha that's great.
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capothegee 0
That's funny can I substitute for them???
kaikai234 4
Seriously?! Go to the bar an find someone to use for sex, not that hard.
withyou_fml 1
#152 lmfao true that!! im soooooo glad im not the only one! wheeew! now i dont feel ashamed! hahahaha your awesome