Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
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Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
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Lazy_Wednesday 0
Wow, that sucks.. cleaning up the remains of your pet..
happyemokid8181 0
Moment of silence for the poor hamster.....your roommate sucks. He should have known that you had a male hamster. He's not a good roommate...once again, I'm sorry for your loss.
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Comments (117)
bre_zip_it_up13 11
he should have knew that and do you mean she not he unless you a g uy too
blackie123 0
uh, what? why?
v1kt4r 13
....should have known* .... and don't* ....unless you're*.... smh(sigh)
lkrofct 0
and why can't she have a male roommate?
allie2590 31
That's terrible. Hamsters are cute, but crazy. lol :(
Monsta15k 0
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Lazy_Wednesday 0
Wow, that sucks.. cleaning up the remains of your pet..
White667 0
Well it's kinda obvious that would happen either way. Also, shouldn't HE have cleaned it up considering his the only one with a hamster left.
JFox 8
That's terrible! ;-; I'm so sorry. You shouldn't have had to clean it!! I love my rodents and I just couldn't imagine something like this.. Your roommate has no business owning pets himself, but he definitely owes you a new hamster!
dcbog123 0
YDI for having a p*ssy hamster
pertained 12
well atleast they weren't gay...?
olay098 0
aww thats so sad.
happyemokid8181 0
Moment of silence for the poor hamster.....your roommate sucks. He should have known that you had a male hamster. He's not a good roommate...once again, I'm sorry for your loss.
paivarotti 0
Is your room mate Michael Vick?
dcbog123 0
no...stfu
BigD19 0
Flush his hamster for revenge
gigi37 0
There is no reason why another animal should be killed for revenge. That is absolutely horrible. I'm all for the OP taking the roommate's hamster and keeping him as his own though. OP that does suck, your roommate should have asked to a) let them share a cage and b) check to make sure you were okay with hamster babies, since he didn't bother to check what your hamsters' sex was.
gothicwench 0
Wow, people like you should be strung up. Why hurt another animal because of a human mistake? I hope you get stuck up an elephants arse crack and die of suffocation and methane inhalation. Fucktard. Sorry for your loss OP, it's awful to lose pets so I'm very sorry this happened.
CabooseWins 0
I agree. Don't hurt the animal, hurt the owner. Flush him instead.
Star18lk 0
Awww! ): I'm so sorry. This whole story made me sad.):
AhISnappedIt 0
Thats why you should of had a dog. they dont whack each other they just sort...hop on each other
Kylias 6
Johnny Test? ._.
Vanita 1
You've never seen two dogs in a fight ...?
IamSpartacus 0
Hey, that's like what happened with my friends 2 gerbils. One ate the other one's face off. It was gross.
gigi37 0
Damn zombie gerbils
isaiaha11 2
43 ftw
bdemore 3
That happened to my friends hamsters they started with 6 then one decided to eat the others faces now they have 2 left an old one that they never had in the same cage and the cannibal one it creeps me out.
Turnip_Girl 0
Man, your roommate's hamster's hardcore! :D Sorry about your hamster, though. Poor little guy... ;o;