Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
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Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
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Lazy_Wednesday 0
Wow, that sucks.. cleaning up the remains of your pet..
happyemokid8181 0
Moment of silence for the poor hamster.....your roommate sucks. He should have known that you had a male hamster. He's not a good roommate...once again, I'm sorry for your loss.
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Comments (117)
scullion44 0
I call BS on this
gothicwench 0
go die in a hole
luvbird1 0
aw pore thing
WordOfTheDay 0
i love how people are having an argument over hamster testicles. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Monsta15k 0
I'd kill his. Eye for an eye.
mjoep1996 4
RIP hammy
Cigar 11
I would ******* destroy my roommate.
dorktastic09 0
awe! that's terrible! I would kill my roomate!
Mimorie17 12
i dont really lke hamsters. theyre scary lol. sorry it got ripped up though, would have kicked my roommates ASS.!
chappy5 0
you said hamster 4 lines in arow