Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
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Lazy_Wednesday 0
Wow, that sucks.. cleaning up the remains of your pet..
happyemokid8181 0
Moment of silence for the poor hamster.....your roommate sucks. He should have known that you had a male hamster. He's not a good roommate...once again, I'm sorry for your loss.
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Comments (117)
spazzyjazzy27 0
Should have mixed the sperm and used a surrogate...sometimes I wonder about today's youth...
DiscoBallRenee 0
Awe. I'm terribly sorry, at least he had good intentions. They only cost three dollars anyway.
Honda288 2
If your hamster is dead than kill his as payback. Haha
alwaysalady 0
Dud,e I totally had that happen once. I had a hamster, my brother had a hamster. The two hamsters CHEWED OFF EACHOTHER"S LEGS!!!!! I was freakin' ten years old and I still remember the horror.
kremit 1
Should have trained your hamster not to be such pussy. YDI!
trishaaa 0
being a hamster owner himself, your roommate should've known that was a no-no! shame on him!
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
YDI for having a hamster
ladiesman14 0
i had a roomate that put his beta fish into my fish tank. when i woke up 2 fish were floating dead a third was mssing an eye, and a fourth was missing BOTH eyes. i knew somthing fishy happened.
cani_fml 0
**** him in the ass & tell him your trying to make "people babies"!
Ninjaface 0
You know what they say about people taking after their pets. Have fun waiting for the day when your roommate mutilates you with a knife in your sleep. ;)