Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
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Lazy_Wednesday 0
Wow, that sucks.. cleaning up the remains of your pet..
happyemokid8181 0
Moment of silence for the poor hamster.....your roommate sucks. He should have known that you had a male hamster. He's not a good roommate...once again, I'm sorry for your loss.
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Comments (117)
thorn4everyheart 0
haha she actually had the strength.......
CyclonePsycho 1
Throw the other hamster out the window. >:
gothicwench 0
Wtf is wrong with you? Kill another innocent animal to what, make up for the death of another innocent animal? You're a moron. Go swim to Japan.
wozer 0
Male or Female, a hamster will still probably attack unless they're both in the mood. The female may still attack the male afterward :fiesty!!:. That was an idiot move by your roommate. Shoulda made him clean it up. Poor hamster.
wozer 0
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pittspens 0
That sucks. but...BOSS.
Sun_Kissed18 25
I'm sorry :( I once had to go through something like that, though it was my sister's cat who got to it. It was a sad morning.
roflcobra 4
http://www.superlaugh.com/1/hamsterdance.htm
brianjman14 23
i don't like hamsters that much but it's a pet u love and care for so I know that has to hurt
scateice 0
Rodent Rage! :B
MattGil 0
If you videotaped that you coulda made a fortune. by the way how can anyone get attached to a hamster?
jennam_fml 4
because a hamster is just like any other animal?
gothicwench 0
Because, unlike you, they have souls. You are clearly made from Satan's squat loaf so go decorate the motorway.