Today, I am probably the only person in the world who can manage to pull a muscle in their neck while brushing their teeth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep, poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML
Today, I pulled a neck muscle while head-banging. I wasn't at a concert, and I'm not in a heavy metal band, but I do pretend that I am while I'm in the shower. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML
Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
Today, I'm in pretty good physical shape. No, wait, that was two years ago. Now I need to take a break after brushing each quadrant of my teeth because my arm gets tired. FML
Today, I got the most painful neck cramp of my life after whipping my head back in laughter at something that wasn't even that funny. FML
Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror, I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly leaned in towards the mirror to pop the pimple, meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML
Today, while brushing my teeth half asleep, I stabbed myself in the eye with my toothbrush, toothpaste included. FML
Today, I woke up with my face flying at the wall. A muscle spasm had caused me to pop out of bed. I'm now dealing with a concussion and sprained neck, thanks to an almost physically impossible feat. FML
Today, I tried to comb my hair after waking up. I not only broke the comb but also pulled a muscle in my arm. I do not go to bed with wet hair. FML
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Top comments
random2212 16
That takes talent
acorn2222 8
At least you didn't pull a muscle in your neck while trying to give yourself a *******.
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Comments (81)
random2212 16
That takes talent
ukeandfoodislife 19
That happened to me once and now I'm extra careful of how hard I brush? You don't think it will ever happen but it does.
ukeandfoodislife 19
*brush. idk why it wrote a question mark
jake_braves 25
My dad really hurt his back playing poker..
ProximityToDeath 20
My step mom put her back out brushing her teeth once.
apineapple 40
Must have been some hardcore brushing.
UncleCaitlyn 21
Some pretty intense brushing
rieebee 23
Some like it rough.
olpally 33
This needs a follow up... Funny and painful all at the same time. How hard did you turn your neck to brush?
melons 44
Nope, there's definitely two of us...
i8cake 12
Been there done that too! It's such a pain in the neck! Apply a hot cloth (towel) to loosen up your muscles and you'll be fine in a day or so!
StiffPvtParts 43
Happened to me, too ._.
acorn2222 8
At least you didn't pull a muscle in your neck while trying to give yourself a *******.
UncleCaitlyn 21
I hate when that happens
MehNeckHurts 5
i have nothing to say...
KungFuJack3 16
#20 Your name makes this so much better
MrKilgore 14
#20 please tell me that you didn't have that happen...
QuaDECH 13
Relatable.
wheresmymary 22
Are you speaking from experience?
acorn2222 8
Just to clarify #58, it is not from experience
emeraldisle 30
I must say I'm very impressed. Well done.
ukeandfoodislife 19
That makes two of us... I did the same when I was angrily brushing one time. Never again.
CliffyB03 28
I bet you're the type of person with frayed bristles