poorhamster
United States
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
deadhamster
United States
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
roze198765
United States
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Noname
Ireland
Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML
Anonymous
United States
So…
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Devin
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
traumatised
United Kingdom
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
riptoofie
United States
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
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iliketurdles 7
Nom nom nom nom..
knibbsy 4
Sounds like that one time my pet rabbit escaped and I found it lying dead, next to me in the morning. It was wet and soggy. I chewed it.
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kaprookie 3
Dinner!
the_flirtt 0
hah dogs are cooler than hamsters anyways.
rciccone 0
same thing happed to me when I was 8 but it was my cats and a week later and in the garden on my way to school and it had babies HEHE
morgs1 0
omg that's horrible!!!
valri3 0
Who said that the hamster had to be dead? it could still be alive, but I'm going to assume it's dead also.
KingDingALing 9
OP- Be like the Chinese...EAT THE DOG! >:) Muahahahaha!
candygirl98 0
really,43 FML's?? haha
longcat 0
haha yeah same thing happened to me too cept it was my 8 month old brother not a hamster. he dies though so meh
arc794 0
I think it's safe to assume that if the dog "chewed" the hamster, it died.
xxxviii 5
Sounds like it was a bad day to be ur hamster...lol........................Those little bastards are like escape artists from their cages ,,,,,
sheagstaz 0
I blame the hamster.It should know better than to f@&€ with a dog
FML85 0
I am so sorry.. u must be hurting!
iliketurdles 7
Nom nom nom nom..
FYLDeep 26
Good thing you had an attack dog to make up for the otherwise flakey security surrounding the hamster. Although it does raise the consequences substantially in the event that the perimeter is breached.
Asstazztic 8
Agreed
nikkibeez 0
aw sorry OP :(
carcinogan 0
that is a confirmed kill for the doggy. splash one tango down.
W4X 0
Your comment showed very little "lol" but I "lol'ed" Two Thumbs Up.
carcinogan 0
I'll take it as the best compliment I can get for that comment. thank you it is much appreciated. :)
knibbsy 4
Sounds like that one time my pet rabbit escaped and I found it lying dead, next to me in the morning. It was wet and soggy. I chewed it.
Icyyy 0
Lolol xD
bethan1 4
Omg! The same thing happened to me only its was your mom intead of your rabbit...
FFML_314 12
No one cares about your wet dreams, 17. ;]
xxxviii 5
Wow, Mom's been dead and cremated for 25 years. You are a nasty little creature but I would imagine that the paste and little pieces of bone you woke up with in your mouth and stuck in your teeth are punishment enough for being the kind of Douche that would speak about someone else's mother.
MyFirstKiss 0
18-WIN!!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Wet and soggy but alive, right? Maybe a little dazed and angry?
RedPillSucks 33
It was from the rough sex, right?