Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
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Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
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Lazy_Wednesday 0
Wow, that sucks.. cleaning up the remains of your pet..
happyemokid8181 0
Moment of silence for the poor hamster.....your roommate sucks. He should have known that you had a male hamster. He's not a good roommate...once again, I'm sorry for your loss.
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just_me_tmp 0
Uh, yeah, I'm going to go ahead and agree by saying that hamsters can be vicious like any other animal, but not so vicious that they can't be separated in a fight. They are HAMSTERS. Not even as big as your hand. And this fight had to have been going on for a long time for one to "tear the other into shreds." I'm also going to agree with wilshires and say that there is no way anyone could miss the huge balls on a male hamster for a female. The OP's roommate is a moron.
heartless_fml 6
actually, sometimes the balls are small and very hard to spot. and ouch... umm... HAMSTERS ARE VERY VIOLENT WHEN THEY WANT TO BE.
1m_b0r3d 0
how pieces was that hamster in? O.o put his hamster near his balls while he is sleeping :P
Puolukka 4
She probably couldn't separate them because she didn't get home until her hamster was already dead! If she had noticed the roommate putting his hamster into her hamster's cage and seen that they didn't get along I'm sure she would have intervened...
Ladypartslegit 0
dude fy hamsters life.
brainstewdgeek 0
A.)Should've raised your hamster to be more badass B.)Hamsters are gay pets anyway.
mangotron 0
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Calaura9 0
I guess your hamster was the bottom. Your roomates hamster needed to fully appreciate making your hamster his bitch so he just killed him after, as a way of making him feel "manly" again.
DameGreyWulf 1
If he was stupid enough to throw them in together, I wouldn't doubt he'd be dumb enough to think hamster mating rituals are similar to the tasmanian devils'
mrdude1977 0
How do you mistake a male hamster for a female? They have balls the size of chicken eggs