Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
So…
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I insulted my younger sister's hamster. She then smashed me with a stool. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
RIP Tiddles
Today, my little sister was in charge of doing the vacuuming, when she decided our hamster had "dust on his back". FML
Poor little guy
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Tasty snack
Today, I was babysitting my neighbour's six hamsters. My cat got in the room and opened the cage. I came home to no hamsters in sight and a very satisfied looking cat. FML
Today, I got a hamster against my wife's will. I can't wait until she wakes up and I have to tell her it's loose in the house. FML
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pandalover69 26
Hamesters have been known to eat their babies, it's sad but normal.
Jacksparrow72 21
Damn, nature you SCARY.
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Comments (129)
ILoveMyArm 15
At least she didn't eat the babies like some hamsters do.
meggieeee92 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Um yeah the hamster did eat the babies. Hence "mutilated bodies" and the sister calling it a "baby-eating demon". Do you know how to read?
ILoveMyArm 15
Whoops my mistake, no need get so angry. Though it was a stupid mistake, I wouldn't go so far as to question my ability to read. Besides, that awful attempt at a joke is over used.
hcollins1 18
How is she being angry? She's just stating what the OP clearly has said.
euphoricness 28
23, though it was nice that 8 was correcting 1, it was still a bit unnecessary to ask "do you know how to read?" That was pretty demeaning for someone who unintentionally made a mistake.
xlord 27
I'm sorry to inform you #25 but this is the internet. There is no remorse, no forgiveness and no empathy here. Only ****, social media, pictures of cats + grammer Nazis (misspelling intentional).
Alikia96 20
Can't we all just get along?
Pevira 15
Of course not!
hcollins1 18
Though saying "do you know how to read" IS rude, doesn't mean that they're angry. And it is in a way true, they commented (maybe trying to be the first comment) without either reading the whole FML or not comprehending the FML and making a comment that is clearly already mentioned. They could've said it in a different way though.
ILoveMyArm 15
Ugh calm down, I have already admitted to my silly mistake. It wasn't because of the eagerness to get the first comment, why is that so significant anyway? It was an unintentional misinterpation. Now let us all put this petty issue behind us and celebrate with some arms and cats.
AtomicDiamond87 15
I didn't catch that either lol read it thru too fast... The baby eating part I mean....
ViRepz 28
Call the exorcist!
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I think people on this site just thumb you down because of your other dumbass comments. That's pretty sad, they must have a grudge against you haha. I'll thumb you up though. This comment wasn't bad, in my opinion at least.
Wizardo 34
I agree once you build a rep be it good or bad it sticks. Either change the way you word your harsh comment style or the community will thumb your ass down... wait that came out wrong - see what I mean :/
ViRepz 28
And I only made this account yesterday =) .
Wizardo 34
Yeah I'm just giving some advice, things didn't go smooth for me either in the beginning. But keep at it though and in the end remember, don't give a flying monkey turd.
pandalover69 26
Hamesters have been known to eat their babies, it's sad but normal.
gracehi 33
If it's as common as people in this comment section claim, I wonder how the hamster species has survived natural selection. Human intervention? I mean, were hamsters at one point wild animals and later domesticated by humans? Did they eat their young as wild animals, or is it a trait that developed since domestication, like dogs with floppy ears. I'm not arguing, I'm just genuinely curious because while I Know that animals do sometimes eat their young, I've never heard of a species that would do it as commonly as people seem to be claiming here.
SrakaSrakasta 20
For hamsters. It's normal for hamsters. We don't want anyone to get confused about this one...
CaiDog 20
Hamsters only eat their young when they sense danger around them that might hurt their young, frail, defenseless babies. They decide that (for some reason) eating the babies will be better than having them potentially killed by an outside predator. It doesn't occur often enough that the hamster population would dwindle away in the wild. Also hamsters are not the only animal to do this.
bazingabitches 17
So it's sort of like post-partum psychosis?
Mossears133 15
I thought it was a hormone imbalance that made them eat their babies. I know that's how it is with dogs and cats at least. Mommy doesn't get enough estrogen (I might be wrong on that hormone, but I think that's what it is) and suddenly she goes cannibalistic on her babies!
Katy326 10
Some fish do it as well. My black betas had 25-ish babies. Before we could get a separate tank, they had eaten about half of them. Cats too, though I'm not sure about their own. My friend's cat had babies, and the male in the house (not the father) tried eating the kittens every chance he got.
AurumPotestasEst 16
#68: He tried to eat the kittens because the female won't mate with him if they're alive.
ShyAnn29 15
My hamster didn't eat her babies, she just stopped feeding them, I tried my best to keep them alive, but all four of them died one by one, I felt so bad!!
Calingaladha 21
@68 - #76 is right. Momma cat will go into a second heat if she loses her kittens, and that gives him a chance to spread his own genes instead of other cat's.
CocaColaPepsi 13
#43 they also eat them so that if there are predators around that could harm the young, she could get the nutrients back from the babies and not let it go to waste...
nature_girl_08 14
68: what they're saying about the mother going back into heat is true; the same goes for wild cats such as lions.
Obediah14 13
Hamsters and other types of animals, specifically rodents, eat their babies if they sense anything predatorial around or if they can't support the babies. For example, if the mother cannot produce enough milk. Then, they eat the babies TI take back the nutrients and energy instead of wasting it. Babies take a LOT, so it's stupid to waste. Trust me, my first "job" was being a volunteer at a veterinary clinic.
bunny911 16
How did you not know that hamsters eat their young? If you have a pregnant pet, you should do the research.
Talia_91 13
My friend bought me a hamster for Xmas and we didn't know it was pregnant thought it was a male actually, and she had babies and ate all but the heads... Was super gross if I had known I would of saved them.
PterodactylMan 23
Demon Hamsters
bondgirl69 5
Your hamster is on a whole new level of pro choice
kaitb1103 23
Really? How does this shit comment NOT have more down votes?! To respond: better than the hamster not eating the babies but instead letting them starve to death once they get out of the baby stage. Ugh. Asshole.
Mossears133 15
Step 1: Remove pole from ass. Step 2: Appreciate that 5 was able to make something funny out of a touchy subject.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
I found 5's comment somewhat humorous, but your comment, 49, was completely ******* ignorant. I see absolutely no reason to down vote number 5. You seem stuck on yourself, bitch. Ain't so fun now, huh?
gottageek 17
49, if they wanted down votes, clearly you're the right one to teach them.
CaiDog 20
49, I wonder the same thing. But about yours.
JanisEvans 10
What's your problem? Someone knocked your pro life picket sign out of your stupid hand? Get over yourself. #5's comment was awesome!
peacefully84 19
Isn't nature wonderful?
Jacksparrow72 21
Damn, nature you SCARY.
Uramonkey 11
And Hairy!
Nick_Le_Geek 10
Baby eating demon animals... it's spreading.
hcollins1 18
No, not really. Animals have been doing that since animals have been around.
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Ok #27.. I think you need to be introduced to something called humor. Not everyone on this site is always serious.
hcollins1 18
I am running on a few hours of sleep the past few days and haven't taken my humor pill. Haha
hcollins1 18
I admit, I also suck at trying to make good funny jokes. I am one of those that make a joke and its not that funny. :/
yoshi97 9
I wouldn't want to be a hamster.. F the hamsters life..
ViRepz 28
Why? The hamster is happy, the hamsters kids on the other hand....
hcollins1 18
Ya know, hamsters aren't the only animals that eat their newborns.
Katiekhalifa_fml 28
28- That's true, however this FML is about hamsters eating their young, so other animals aren't really relevant.
Quidikic 9
I mean humans eat their young. it's basically the same thing. Just...it's rare, and not acceptable. Okay maybe not the same.
thehuntress309 12
Oh my god this is horrible! But I can't stop laughing!
Uramonkey 11
16 - She's from Texas and a farm girl. They're rough down there.