zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
poorhamster
United States
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
deadhamster
United States
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
roze198765
United States
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
squeak
United Kingdom
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Anonymous
United States
So…
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
erinbarto
Soon.
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
traumatised
United Kingdom
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Anonymous
Santa Rosa Beach, United States
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
hank
San Diego, United States
Tasty snack
Today, I was babysitting my neighbour's six hamsters. My cat got in the room and opened the cage. I came home to no hamsters in sight and a very satisfied looking cat. FML
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mikeyellenlee 0
At least the hamster didn't eat your dog.
alwaysalady 0
Did you catch it in the act? trauma....
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Comments (48)
imthedude 0
hahaha, thats hilarious
cybergirl_fml 0
Lmao, that's hilarious! And creepy at the same time o_O
elguapo_fml 0
HAHAHAHA! man, that's hilarious...
xillentz 0
AAHAAHAHAHA you crack me up. im here in the library aaand aaahahahahah. buy a new one. and paint it if you ahve to. AAHAHAH
alwaysalady 0
Did you catch it in the act? trauma....
JustAGirl_fml 0
Don't try to pass another one off as that one, the markings aren't always the same and hamsters can behave veeeeeery differently. I've had many throughout my life and some just don't like being handled, so the odds of getting one just like the one your dog ate are not good.
Jshizzle 0
Just get him a new one that looks like the old one (as close as you can get), and don't say anything unless your friend asks about it.
kmoney 0
hahaha did you see it happen?
slyvanilla_creme 0
i was laughing so hard...but i do feel bad. if it were me, i'd just try to get another one and if they could tell by the way the hamster acted that it wasn't the same, i'd then fess up...
mikeyellenlee 0
At least the hamster didn't eat your dog.