roze198765
United States
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
deadhamster
United States
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML
Chatons
Switzerland
Today, my kittens hunted and killed their first prey. My hamster. FML
zac545
United States
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
squeak
United Kingdom
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
poorhamster
United States
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
EpicFail
United States
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
deadhammy
San Diego, United States
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Anonymous
France
Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
erinbarto
Soon.
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
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ReptarSwag 4
hairball
picklezz123 5
hamster mustve been like: if I'm going down, you're coming with me!
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Comments (131)
ReptarSwag 4
hairball
PushMyButtons 5
Looks like the hamster got his tongue! Ahhh what a sad pun -__-
soccergurl95 8
Poor hamster :/
CanWeMicrowaveIt 11
Sounds like a hairy situation
ReptarSwag 4
#30 your honestly an inconciderate bitch that has no respect for animals
12em12 1
#30 You are, according to your comment, a cheapskate and a total jerk for not caring about other living things.
ReptarSwag 4
cats have razor sharp claws and dagger teeth and are extremely agile and steathy
iLikeReadingFMLs 2
-52 I see where you're coming from but you could've said it a better way. Now all the animal lovers are gonna bash you.
ReptarSwag 4
cats are not useless as any animal is ever useless
RainbowHeadache 2
This is like saying my pet lion ate my pet gazelle. Unless you had that hamster seriously secured in a really good cage then you deserve it, OP.
12em12 1
I agree with reptar cats are stealthy, have sharp claws and teeth and can hurt a guy. Just because SOME dogs can protect you doesn't mean you need to go hating cats.
chuckychan 8
Like a boss.
chuckychan 8
69 people voted ydi Get it It's a SEX position
vergaso 0
to the person who said cats are *stealthy* stop playing WoW in regard to sharp claws teeth ect so what? they have them sure but they don't use them to protect you in reality cats aren't nearly as loyal and loving as most dogs
xSwaGKinGx 0
double kill?
Jvr91 8
Silly cat
12em12 1
I have to say dogs do protect people, but what about people who don't need that. Some people like cats, like me, they're cute. :)
Jvr91 8
Damn not even Lebron chokes that bad
Blazefina 5
my cat can open a cage. maybe the OP's can
LuukBaas 0
I like cats too. but if my dog sees a cat, the cat is dead in less than 5 minutes ):
12em12 1
My friends dog killed her cat in her front yard. It was horrible :(
Stiffilz 0
umm...train your dog. Irresponsible owner. What happens one day when your dog attacks a kid?
skyeyez9 25
Burglars have guns and will just shoot your dog. Or toss the dog a one pound ball of ground beef with a wad of peanut butter in the center to keep the dog occupied while he robs you. Most dog's stomachs will betray their master.
MerrikBarbarian 9
ever owned a hamster? those things escape all kinds of cages. mine got out of every cage I bought
hobbsicle805 0
#67- sounds like you're the one who plays wow... nerd
kibbleskid911 0
#67 youre a retard :)
scrapmetal58 9
My cat is awesome. He's smart and loves me. I taught him to sit, shake paws, and lay down. He plays fetch too. He talks a lot and mimics what I saw sometimes. A cat's brain structure is extremely close to that of a human's (but smaller obviously). A cat is capable of far more unique vocalisations than a dog and adapts them to the situation. Domesticated cats meow because humans are vocal beings so they learned to communicate with us. Everyday I come home my cat comes and says "hi". Educate yourself.
Slythrr 0
Two birds with one stone ahaha
xcowboys 0
if you get an animal for protection, you are a pussy. the waiting period to buy a firearm is 72 hours, im sure you wont get robbed in that time period.
allenye818 2
Dog people are so ******* snobby... When's the last time a cat shit all over the house, chewed up your stuff, barked all night so you couldn't sleep & stank up your house with rank ass dog smell??
FlurffyPupQueen 7
168, idk any dog that does that besides a puppy so **** you for double standard
ginger123456789 0
168- I have a dog and he doesn't shit anywhere in the house, chew up anything, bark all night, and he doesn't stink so stfu you snobby stereotypical d-bag
koolkat27 13
#168 dogs are disgusting. at least cats dont stink and follow you around all freaking day!
ahgfd2 0
dude people love cats because they are good and caring animals just because cartoons say is all cats do is scratch people it's naive to base this on all cats you stereotyping turd.
kingatowning 2
Wow that's 2 deaths for the price of... Well 2!
Iamaninchworm 0
Last night...
thatswuzup 4
that's what you call a shitty day!!
leearm104 4
you're only supposed to use that line when the post has to do with feces. get with the program.
DontModMeDammit 10
you are not suppose to use that line period! it is dead and annoying!
leearm104 4
true. I'll give you that one. it's totally played out.
Bakayarou_fml 0
#2's comment has nothing to do with faeces and that's why she CAN use it .. u numpties
DontModMeDammit 10
it's still old and annoying...
leearm104 4
cats suck anyway. I would rather have a pet raptor it would probably more personable than most cats.
UniquelyMine 0
seriously, is that the only vocabulary you have stored in your tiny brain? #just saying
atthegates 0
Thats what people call natural selection. Dumb animals will always find a way to die. But still....FYL op
hcs4life21 0
72 - this if FML not twitter.
dre_bro11 12
87, or those animals which are stronger in their environment. They don't have to be dumb to be the pick in natural selection. It can be as simple as one insect blending into it's surroundings and another contrasting it.
dun1 3
Maybe #2 meant to write this on the urgent care FML?
duckman9 55
thats what I call Animal Wars III: Revenge of the Mouse!
DanielleSaysHell 0
lmfao. I just about died reading this!
metalhead5564 0
And why? OP just lost her pets that she obviously cared for. Why would you laugh about something like that?
Itsalltoomuch 0
Her cat and hamster died, thats not funny :(
12em12 1
The poor cat and hamster died too. You have no heart.
flockz 20
but the cat had an appetite... I LOVE ANIMALS I SWEAR!!
tylersign 11
Were you choking on a hamster? No? Then gtfo.
musicfreak9821 6
I don't like cats. it ate my bird!
shenaniganry 3
Did you really die, though?
ChiFan96 3
Damn, if only you would have died, you sick minded asshole.
lacrossegirl775 0
Too bad it's not funny..
cajs_fml 0
tradegy + time = comedy
tandem123 6
I feel terrible laughing about that. It's a sick type of funny, but it's so very terrible.
ahgfd2 0
some one is going to hell >:) hopefully
Ellifish 2
Sorry mate. Get a dog instead...
jellybeans4833 7
meow :(
rarrar321 3
isn't there a song about this?...
SirMoose 0
Yeah get a dog, they won't eat your hamsters, just your cows.
cc_the_beast 6
And any excrement, vomit, rancid meat they chance across.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Double FYL. >:
cc_the_beast 6
Instant karma
worldcupcheer17 0
you have the perfect picture for this FML.
koolkat27 13
#6 that's such a cute little kitty cat!!! lol
santel_fml 8
You're cat totally deserved it! But poor you and little hamster!
jellybeans4833 7
How the hell did the cat deserve it? It's the cats natural instincts. OP deserved it, not the cat.
jajajapun 5
The cat just didn't know any better. Poor cat... :(
VeganVampyre 27
OP deserved it for letting their cat get at their hamster. These things ARE preventable.
Mipz 2
I agree. Cats aren't killing machines. Many of them know the difference between prey and a pet. 22, how the hell did OP deserve it?
jellybeans4833 7
OP deserved it because he/she probably let the cat out at the same time as the hamster- and this is 100% preventable. Also, the cat probably can't just open the cage and take the hamster out by itself. Thus OP deserved it.
Itsalltoomuch 0
That must of been a scary to watch :(
SuperSukh 6
Must HAVE not of.
idontcare8l 3
so either a "win,win" situation or a " lose,lose"
gchartier90 0
could be a win lose if he like the hamster but hated the cat
LizzJizz 16
How did the cat get ur hamster & why was it in the same room as the poor little rodent...**** their now non-existant lives
omgcookeys 15
I know, I was wondering how the cat got the hamster... Shouldn't hamsters be in a cage or in one of those cute hamster balls?
duckman9 55
probably the cat got the mouse with its paws&claws, and a few teeth might have been involved in the action as well.. but that's just a guess.