Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML
Today, the police showed up at my door asking if I told this creepy guy stalking my girlfriend that I'll chop him up and bury each piece in a different country if he doesn't stop bothering my girl. I told them I did, along with an explanation. Turns out, he's been missing since that day. FML
Today, a guy I went out with twice, and slept with once, came knocking on my door, hysterically crying. Apparently his wife found out about “us” and kicked him out. He’s now asking where he can put his stuff, since he’s now homeless. I had no idea he was married, and she’s now looking to fight me. FML
Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. Twenty minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML
Today, a woman came knocking on my door. Not to sell something or to chat, no. To punch me in the mouth. Apparently, I stole her husband and I'm a homewrecker. We don't have a clue who she is. My husband and I have been married for 5 years, and were high school sweethearts. FML
Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML
Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML
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fcukU30to1 2
At least he is willing to stand behind his words rather than hiding behind a screen.
Feared 9
He thinks he is tough? Tell him that if he thinks so, that he should show up to my door. Name: P. Sherman Address: 128 wallaby way Sydney
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Comments (152)
howsitgoingjc 2
That's funny
Naomimi_fml 6
Maybe it was supposed to be a sex thing?
kevsnev 7
FYL OP :/
IphonFML 6
Sounds like your fiancé is what they call, "internet gangster"
muzy 23
well either way, he may have gotten more than he bargained for
lebronesque73091 12
50- Never heard of that before. Anyways, not very smart of him to post his address.
Krajjan 9
It's one thing when you pick a fight with people you know. It's completely different when you put an invitation out for any angry bastard with a bomb to come kill your family. Not worth it.
Jamialia 5
I'm sure they got trolled by some idiot they know. No one could be that stupid to put their address on the net.
kyarush 10
If he can back it up then more power to him. TO THE DEATH!
BD_Swingin 0
Tough guy over the Internet, but a wus irl? Sounds like everyone I meet on xbox! Haha
ambear26 14
Lol TROLL. That's funny. Sorry. I find that funny. :p
Sub_Zero_is_God 13
find someone smarter
ladyLALAA 29
I wonder who won the fight?
imustbeinsane 2
I dont know, it seems more possible that someone else trolled and used op as a scapegoat. Either that or that husband is pretty ******* stupid
MetalxSoldier 26
Hmm... Steroids much? EXTREME!!
fcukU30to1 2
At least he is willing to stand behind his words rather than hiding behind a screen.
Vulpes21 6
True dat
nava1210 12
5 - that......... -_-
DreaminOfMusic 0
That is very true. I'm sure lots of people would be willing to say things like that but keep it anonymous. He has some guts:
DreaminOfMusic 0
*like
juturnaamo 29
And possibly put his fiancée in danger. Great plan.
CobraKitNu 7
I bet he left his house right after he said it.
Jkolbly 11
64- that's what I was thinking. I'm guessing he is on a "business trip"
KeyboardWarrior 10
YOUR PROFILE IS LIE. YOU DO NOT LIVE IN DISTRICT 12. IT WAS FIREBOMBED AND IS NOW NONEXISTENT. GOOD DAY. Nerd out.
musicboi96 1
Not from where I left off ;)
downtime 13
3, Theres a reason people find fighting to be stupid. Actually trying to organise one over an argument online is even more pathetic. He may be able to stand behind his words, but it doesn't redeem the fact that hes a complete idiot. YDI. Theres no way someone that stupid wouldn't show signs earlier on. Don't accept marriage proposals from braindead losers.
fcukU30to1 2
I never said that he was smart for doing it. I do agree fighting is stupid for the most part, but sometimes is needed when simple logic can't be comprehended.
downtime 13
140, Simple logic can't be comprehended, I know, I'll start smaking my fist into this guys face! I don't think the listener is the only one failing simple logic here. A logical person just walks away, a mentally stunted douchebag turns it into a physical argument.
flyskya 1
-114 the nerd. District 12 did get blown up. But they survived ans is now living underground. District 12 still exists under all the ashes. They live on a very tight schedule for everyday and they limit everyone's food to what they need, not more and not less.
cali4eva 12
SPOILER ALERT! But You are also incorrect, because after the war they rebuilt district 12. It's where Katniss, Peeta, and their children currently live.
kerrwoof 13
Your fiancé is a keeper!
iamyummylicious 14
Let your fiancé fight. He deserves it.
QueenQuay77 10
Hell yea he's a keeper, nobody wants a scaredy punk for a husband, they want a man thats going fight and protect them.
TexasJosh 0
To fight and protect them? Thats fine if someone is messing with her, but when its some online bs thats nothing near the same thing. People get all worked up because of what a stranger on the internet says. Not really worth fighting about. It takes a bigger man to keep his cool then it does to act a fool and fight about everything because your feelings are hurt. Boys get worked up. A man tries to avoid a fight if possible.
ladyLALAA 29
Cue "Soldier" by Destiny's Child...
yahoowizard 16
You know he'll always stick to his word
musicluvr2000 11
Ugh that damn comment again!
bizarre_ftw 22
Deny that anyone by that name lives there
thebeautybleeds 17
If OP did that, and said 'no troll is stupid enough to share their address for real' the guy probably would have believed her. FYL OP. you're engaged to an idiot.
yahoowizard 16
I wonder if the fiancé put some bullshit address, how far the stranger was willing to go
RedPillSucks 33
I would use the address of the local police station. Ask for "Sargent Slaughter"
THExistentialist 13
or send the fiancé out to face the consequence of being an asshat.
failmaster069 7
Depends what they said lol there's some shut you just don't say
itsgen 16
Ahha at least he has a sense of humor :)
Feared 9
He thinks he is tough? Tell him that if he thinks so, that he should show up to my door. Name: P. Sherman Address: 128 wallaby way Sydney
SauceySarah 30
It's 42 Wallaby Way Sydney..
Ins0mau 20
I know it's from Nemo. But it'd be funny if it also happened to be someone's real address.
mikehornberger 0
Fail
Feared 9
15- I moved down the street; it has a better view of the harbor.
KrypticPanda 0
Nice save.
peachesncreem 21
There's no Wallaby Way in Sydney. I tried looking it up to see which area of Sydney it was in. I thought P Sherman might have been my neighbor :(
ScaughtieHolden 11
Wallace & Gromit live on Wallaby Way! 'Cept it's in Britain.
xgetxbentx 13
From 42 to 128 would be really far down the street!
annoytanor 1
If you weren't talking about nemo I'd question your profile picture.Very seriously question it.
mcosseva 1
Don't tempt me guy
kristophen 3
I like the : P you put in there
gracehi 33
Wow! Your fiancé is a very committed troll.
THExistentialist 13
^ FTW.
PowerPanda_fml 3
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Is it mean that I hope he gets hit by a truck?
rockwind_ 5
Yes.
EmilieAutumn 7
Definitely. Not cool, dude.
steelx3 4
Is it mean if I hope you're hit with a truck?
DogsPaw 16
No it's mean if you want him to get hit by a Prius.
OffToTheGayBar 9
It'd probably do more damage to the Prius.
haZzbin 0
What If your fiancé was Chuck ******* Norris. That'll send the challenger running
j_cat187 20
His fist wreaks shit like a Mac-10.