Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
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Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
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Lazy_Wednesday 0
Wow, that sucks.. cleaning up the remains of your pet..
happyemokid8181 0
Moment of silence for the poor hamster.....your roommate sucks. He should have known that you had a male hamster. He's not a good roommate...once again, I'm sorry for your loss.
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Comments (117)
fellbell 0
Thats horrible. I would totally flip if someone did that to my pet hamster. Do you have to keep him as your roomate?
DameGreyWulf 1
Tell your room mate Hamtaro is a lie.
Sigmund_fml 0
srsly YDI, 'cause choosing this roommate. male hamsters do not like each other.
CheshireHalli 19
You don't always get to choose your roommate.
HBubble 3
kill his hamster
DameGreyWulf 1
Hahaha, ever seen rat balls? They look like ******* tumors, as someone on NotAlwaysRight stupidly thought. Oh, when we got our rats to dissect in class, I could only think "damn, this guy woulda been a total bull" But yeah, rodents can get vicious, but ever think when the OP said "torn to pieces" they didn't mean it literally? I mean, usually people don't mean it literally when they say something like "torn to pieces," "shredded," "torn to ribbons" etc... Certainly the hamster is dead though.
PolygonSquad 0
Is your room mate Gary Coleman?
heliophobia 13
I'm sorry but your roommate is an idiot.
himiranda 4
is it actually a huge deal? buy a new hamster. you should have made your roommate clean the mess, though
chickenfeetyum 0
If you do a little research, you'll find that hamsters are SOLITARY creatures. It's too bad your roommate didn't know about that :(
scarletdragonfly 5
That's terrible! Why couldn't he just ask you and buy a female hamster? There's so many FMLs where people have horrible roommates...