Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML
Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
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Lazy_Wednesday 0
Wow, that sucks.. cleaning up the remains of your pet..
happyemokid8181 0
Moment of silence for the poor hamster.....your roommate sucks. He should have known that you had a male hamster. He's not a good roommate...once again, I'm sorry for your loss.
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Comments (117)
ferrettamer 6
I bet you like those big hamster balls.
iSolDyourSouL 0
You're posting an fml about your hamster? Which idiot moderated this post?
Jenny_jen_fml 0
aww that's awful poor hamster
iloveduke 0
aww that's so sad...I have a male hamster that I love and I would be so sad to see him dead. I hope you will be okay and I'm sorry for your loss
goofygirl27 0
when i was little the 3 daycare hamsters all riped eachother apart there was only 1 survivor and I saw the remains of the other two I feel your pain ( I had to help clean it up)
Anglwrfish 17
Your roommate will have to re-take some biology classes. I'm sorry about your pet, FYL
sweetbabysweet93 10
I like that the word hampster lines up exactly four times
stephanieeDawnx 0
So.. Is it PET SMART or PETS MART..?
kpopfanatic93 6
I think your roommate needs a Biology lesson.
missanderson813 4
This happened to my hamster. My sisters hamster beheaded mine then killed himself from depression of my hamster being gone. One dumbass hamster.