Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, my mom laughed about hearing me singing in the shower and told our whole family. I wasn't singing, though. I was masturbating. FML
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
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GameRater01 0
I never realized there were so many people in the world without access to rooms with locks as when I started coming to fmylife
jESuS_lOVeS_mE69 0
So is it safe to assume i'm the only one who masterbates to old Beatles concerts?
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Comments (136)
Ivy_fml 0
Not all that bad, reasonable. I mean, who doesn't love the beatles and masturbates to them daily? jkz, but I do love the beatles, they are my life! I bet people have too, Paul McCartney was hot in his day, girls loved those guys.
ajg_72 0
Hahahaha. I normally just read these, chuckle a little bit to myself, and move on. But this one was funny enough for me to make an account and comment on it. Hilarious FML. And funny comments too. Especially #4 and #36.
dcapp 0
hahahha
awefjio 0
hate rooms with no locks
koenn 0
Pro-tip: Windows key + D. That way she'll only think you're masturbating to whatever your wallpaper is. Desktop images to avoid: cartoon or video game characters, animals...
chuckcloseisgod 0
LOL :D
inktree 0
Who doesn't ********** to the Beatles?
tincan 0
No lock?
justjayit 0
#51 and 52 Wow, are you seriously dissing someone on the internet on the small chance that they might be an ex? Anyways OP, why the **** did you even bother in closing out the **** if your mom already caught you masturbating?
curran1 0
haha this happened on an episode of friends. chandler had started masturbating to regular **** on TV and the girl walked in and he changed the channel she thought he was squishin' his squid to a documentary about sharks your mom luvs ya dont worry buddy
Cynical1 0
Now that's just funny. Idk how much of an FML that is...just kinda a *facepalm*, *sigh* then carry on with life.