Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said, "You know, I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses." FML
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my mom caught me watching porn, and now she has learned just how easy it is to access porn online, she's sending as many messages as she can to every porn site she can find, telling them they should shut down for the sake of Christian decency. She actually thinks they’ll listen to her. FML
Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML
Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my mom had a talk with me while my dad was out. She said to stop using her lotion for my masturbation sessions. I asked her how long did she know. She replied with, "Ever since we put up that camera in the living room for burglars, where you happen to watch your porn." FML
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Top comments
bobsanction 18
That's the risk ya take.
Chazzster 32
Exactly how did you expect mom to react? That seems pretty predictable. Think ahead next time before criticizing your mom.
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Comments (8)
bobsanction 18
That's the risk ya take.
lev 11
were the videos current or from when she was younger?
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Webcams are usually live. Unless it's an ad xD
hardhead45103 12
How was mom
BurnInDemonFire 39
Don't begrudge your mom for doing something she enjoys. It may seem hypocritical of her to take your laptop away for looking at **** when she was camming herself, but if you're underage, or still living at home, she's well within her right to stop you. Until you're living independently, you'll have to take the hypocrisy with a pinch of salt. One of the many downsides of not being in charge.
Chazzster 32
Exactly how did you expect mom to react? That seems pretty predictable. Think ahead next time before criticizing your mom.
Vern Ehlers 5
You should provide the link. That way we know not to accidently visit your mom's webcam site.
Jonkbaby 23
"It was an uncomfortable 2 hours"
Kaneki Chiaki 15
Boy, that's so ****** up.