Shrekkk
🌶️ Spicy
Surprise !
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Skylan
France 🌶️ Spicy
Sneaky hand shandy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
wowthatwould
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Now watching
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Anonymous
Franklin Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I bought some noise-canceling headphones. They work well. Too well. My mom came home, unpacked her shopping, walked upstairs, knocked on my door, opened my door, and found me jacking off to a porno, all without me hearing a thing. Fucking hell. FML
fmyhabit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I accidentally pocket dialed my sister while I was masturbating. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
NSFW
Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
MILF
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Pornstartled
Zutphen, Netherlands 🌶️ Spicy
NSFW
Today, my manager called when I was watching porn. I picked up after pausing the video, but somehow the video kept playing. I'm pretty sure she definitely heard. FML
Anonymous
Moscow, Russian Federation
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
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RichardPencil 32
If it happened to be MILF ****, you might have opened Pandora’s box, so to speak. (I hope your mom’s name is not Pandora.)
alycion 39
Always see where the sound is going before pushing play.
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RichardPencil 32
If it happened to be MILF ****, you might have opened Pandora’s box, so to speak. (I hope your mom’s name is not Pandora.)
alycion 39
Always see where the sound is going before pushing play.
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