How could you?
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom masturbating. I want to run away. I feel violated. FML
Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
Today, I walked in on my mom's boyfriend jacking off. The worst part was that he didn't stop. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
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Top comments
Thaylok 17
WYF??? Use your own place! Dude!
mcsmee 8
A real life George Costanza. You are not master of your domain.
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Comments (5)
Thaylok 17
WYF??? Use your own place! Dude!
mcsmee 8
A real life George Costanza. You are not master of your domain.
Wadlaen 24
If you're not at home,alone, lock the bathroom door!
L0life29 6
you’re pathetic
TomeDr 25
HER bedroom??? Please don’t tell me you were holding your mom’s panties!