Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, my mom laughed about hearing me singing in the shower and told our whole family. I wasn't singing, though. I was masturbating. FML
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
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GameRater01 0
I never realized there were so many people in the world without access to rooms with locks as when I started coming to fmylife
jESuS_lOVeS_mE69 0
So is it safe to assume i'm the only one who masterbates to old Beatles concerts?
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Comments (136)
divxman_fml 0
lol i love this website
FMLallstar 0
nothing wrong with jerking to the beatles man
dm479mm 0
I love the beatles. Mmmmm...beatles...
annoying 0
if u dont wanna jack ur self off u can put it in my ****** email [email protected]
SeiferAlmasy 0
@ op: you just gave audiophile a brand new meaning
AkihiroHattori5 0
the Beatles are good, but they're not THAT good. Your mom should've known that you weren't pleasuring yourself over the Beatles (trying not to laugh) no one is that big of a fan!
dezzxll3 0
hahaha wow.
Antonio718 0
Lmao wow!! Today I went to see what my son was doing...as i walked in i saw his pants down...he was masturbating...and when i looked at the computer the beatles were on...my son was masturbating for the beatles?
ftsk_fan_12 0
just takin a sad song and making it better...
omgitsseejay 0
uhm who doesn't get a hard-on when you see ringo?