Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. I minimized the porn on my laptop so she wouldn't see I was watching it. It turns out I was watching an old Beatles concert before I started masturbating. My mom thought I was masturbating to the Beatles. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me jerking it in her bathroom. I'm a 40 year-old man and she's 68. FML
Today, my mom laughed about hearing me singing in the shower and told our whole family. I wasn't singing, though. I was masturbating. FML
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML
Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML
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GameRater01 0
I never realized there were so many people in the world without access to rooms with locks as when I started coming to fmylife
jESuS_lOVeS_mE69 0
So is it safe to assume i'm the only one who masterbates to old Beatles concerts?
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Comments (136)
zombiedisco980 0
u take the song "all u need is love" quite literally, dontcha?
Makadog 0
Hahahahahahhaaaaaaa!!!!!! ???????????????? I'm on THR FLOOR LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!
woolymittens 11
Hahahahaha!!
tacojauns 45
The beatles are so ******* hot ;)
mayor_west 8
Amen to that.
paintedchocolate 30
Wait a sec! You mean to say that that's not normal?
mayor_west 8
Oh it is. I know I have ;)
mayor_west 8
I'll tell you right now if you're gonna ********** to anyone the Beatles are a good way to go. I don't care what your gender or sexuality is, they're damn sexy. Who hasn't rubbed one out to Strawberry Fields Forever or Here Comes the Sun? Nobody, that's who.
link_start_ 6
lol! that's rich hahaha
ohmyfuckingod 12
omf.. I feel bad for you but I'm laughing at you at the same... no hard feelings
Sanguinairius 33
You've got to hide your love away...
writerchic85 26
I think it's kind of weird your mom walked in on you masturbating and stayed long enough for you to pull down a new window that she could identify. I would think she'd be just as embarrassed and would have walked out immediately.