Today, my brother's new girlfriend, who is blind, asked to feel my face so she could tell what I look like. She said I was "unique". A blind chick just told me I was ugly. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I slightly hesitated when she asked if she was beautiful. I am blind. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I was talking to a charming young lady on MSN by webcam. She suddenly asked me to take my glasses off for a minute; I did so, and she said, "Oh never mind, you're still just as ugly..." FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
Today, I was on the phone with a prospective blind date. He asked me to describe myself, so I said that I was fun, attractive, and a little chubby but not fat. My 7 year-old sister walked up to me and screamed, "Jesus doesn't like it when we lie!" FML
Today, while my mother's blind friend was waiting in our kitchen for my mom to come home, I thought it would be funny to talk to her in the nude. Turns out she's only blind in one eye. FML
Today, I walked over to join a group of friends and heard them talking about how hot some guy was but how ugly his sister was. I asked who they were talking about and there was an awkward silence, they hadn't realized I was there. Apparently, they were talking about my brother. FML
Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML
Today, my brother set me up on a blind date. I've been single for years and he said she was a perfect match for me, so I was excited. Turned out the fucker was playing a prank. The girl was my sister, who was just as surprised as I was. FML
Today, my little sister came up to me and said, "Aww, don't be sad. Even ugly people can get boyfriends." She then smiled, patted my back, and walked off. I wasn't actually sad before, but I am now. FML
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Top comments
shalvius 3
your brother has blind girlfriend? wow, my respect to him and how can blind girl judge your appearance?
LifeSux19 0
I don't think she was trying to call you ugly at all.
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Comments (77)
LifeSux19 0
I don't think she was trying to call you ugly at all.
happyhak 5
OP, she told you that you were UNIQUE, not ugly...
ImFatAndLonleyFM 0
maybe if it was "Cough, you're, uhh, uuuunique?" but dem deere blind people know what a normal facial structure and a unique one is.
krazygirl100 9
ur mama so ugly she makes blind children cry
shalvius 3
your brother has blind girlfriend? wow, my respect to him and how can blind girl judge your appearance?
ydi_ruuc 0
feeling the features on their face, they cab get a general idea of what they look like
Justin23L 2
Doesn't really sound accurate...she doesn't know things like eye or hair color or skin tone. I doubt she meant it as ugly.
TheAspieDork 27
Well, she can get a general idea of aesthetically pleasing features through touch
GeriSomething 0
Don't worry, I got it ;0)
shantoyamuchluv 0
Unique could mean a lot of things; she could have been complimenting you for all you know
kittenkissies 0
Yeah, nice 30 Rock reference. I smell bullshit.
Tarion 0
#5 - Nice spot. Shame if you're right. #0 - Let's be fair here. The girl's blind. How good a judge of beauty can she be?
XCraig 0
So blind people can't understand beauty? That's true ignorance there!
Tehalon 0
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
IStoleTheCookies 16
everyone is beautiful in their own way :)
Tarion 0
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder..." Or lack thereof, as the case may be?
darya_kyaw 0
Did I miss the day where beauty was defined as something purely visual? Because I could swear I've heard beauty, and felt, tasted, and smelled some things that I would definitely call beautiful. As for the term "unique," I think it's fairly obvious to any rational person that she could have meant any number of things, at least half of which are good -- for the OP to jump to conclusions so quickly, he must have a really low self-esteem.
safirestar09 0
#9... that was beautiful. *sniffle*
KMtheDrummer 6
Can't forget read
TheAntiComment 0
next time let her feel up your package, then she won't be so negative
EMTchic 14
Or maybe she will be . . . *giggle* "oh . . . Uhm . . ." *cough cough* "yeaa it's great !"