Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML
Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML
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captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
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Comments (491)
AndreaKina 0
ouchhh can u say insensitive?
Shadow14l 0
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STFU jungle ****.
Lolerskatez 0
Bahahaha, search for the forgotten tribe of the kataooloo!
fleh 0
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HAHAHAH BEST COMMENT EVA!!!!!
dakota_nikole 0
no hairy stuff is nasty
UnluckyChicka 0
he's a douche, but that is kinda gross
captainyamhamjam 0
there's nothing wrong with pubes, but if you need a machete to get through the jungle, it might be time to start shaving
andreajceja 0
hahahahah.
kedaboo 0
Hahahaha
184886837272837 32
My personal rule is no one is allowed to tell you where to shave unless they themselves are putting their mouth in that area. My girlfriend shaves her pubes and she asks me to shave my balls so I do. Other people may have other opinions but that's mine
Luckster 0
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Do men have any idea how much of a hassle that actually is?
Rochelle09 0
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Holy shit your kidding, right? Shaving is not a hassle! It's part of being clean! How do you not feel disgusting with that shit down there? So nasty.Shave your legs, underarms, and pubes.
wafflepwnage 0
you know that`s acutally bad for you. shaving your pubes I mean.
swkisses5 0
i know we can b lazy sometimes but my bff's ex girlfriend sent her a "sexy pic" of herself with a full jungle on her vag....now everytime i feel lazy and dont want to shave i think back to when my bff showed me that pic and i shave my na na lol
verymerry 6
it is a hassle If ur doin it right.
lizamaphone 6
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378 it's not bad for you. it's better for you.... the hair can hold infections and stuff. makes your periods nicer too.
liberal_spice 0
I'm the same. It is a right hassle and most of the time I cba but I really don't want to be known as the girl with the hairy moonpeach so I deal with it and do it anyway. XD
neelia926 0
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and how exactly do u shave there? gross
LaChicaBonita 0
pubes are mention to protect the vaginal area. Thats why we have eye lashes and eye brows and such. if you won't shave down there, at least keep it tame!
clubcoffee 9
It's such a hassle, I hate shaving
yellowaholic 25
You could always get lazer hair removal :p it just sounds painful on such a sensitive area.
PAsurvivor 15
Moonpeach. XD Help I've fallen and I can't get up XD
SiraSiemens 21
nah we dont but i can tell you that shaving ones balls isnt all that much fun either
fallen_dragonkin 12
did you leave?
Sonuvabitch 0
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I'm a guy, and I personally don't give a ****. IF you are really concerned about extra-curricular pussy, then I think you may be a tiny bit gay, or at least just a prude. I don't shave my balls, so why should a girl shave? Stupid.
DaveMcRae 0
eww man that's disgusting, it's 2009, start shaving.
platypuscatrat 0
It's just hair. Unless your an oral fanatic then who gives a ****.
allyleigh 0
oh my gosh! thank you! you're the first guy who has said this! I don't shave down there... yet. but when I shave my bikini line it itches reeeeeally bad, so it's annoying. and if people expect me to shave down there, they better be expecting me to itch it too.
YourMomxD 8
You have earned my respect.
purplepillow98 0
I love you.
sierralovesyou 0
Wow!! I shave cause i kinda have to (if you catch my flow) but amen! i love you!!
khaoticpanda 28
ikr 428??? i agree!!
randomname0151 4
You're awesome!! Stamp of approval!
ojjasper123 9
I totally agree with this
DankNissan 11
"Extra-curricular?"
letmethinknow 0
I agree with #3 OP should have said "you first"
ShoShenron 0
wow hypocrite?
Anumayis 34
actually, nobody said anything about if he had pubes or not. you don't know if he's a hypocrite.
lespaulhero 0
you need to shave that shit then, sorry to be harsh but really.....not many women dont shave anymore.
Ginjar420 0
yeah and no men do
rabidgerbil 6
i do
Whydoyouask 11
I do too. that is just keeping it nice and trim.
SparrowFall 0
I do to.
bladedrose 3
As do I
roadie42 21
"Not many women don't shave anymore"... Unless you've been passing around questionnaires concerning this sort of thing, you've probably reached that conclusion by watching too many adult movies. And I must say...if women are expected to live up to **** star standards, perhaps men should do the same too, hmm? I'll shave like a **** star when you have the length and girth of one. Fair's fair =P
SiraSiemens 21
thats not fair, he cant do anything about his girth and length but you can do something about your pubes, since men also have pubes a fair's fair comparion would be for him to also shave. or if you want to be a bit more unbalanced request him to have the physique of an average adult film performer ;)
the_boss_fml 0
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i have to agree with the OP's date. I just find it displeasing when it is not clean cut down there. However, i wouldnt turn down the opportunity
redbluegreen 41
Does he shave? If it's insane down there, you might want to fix that. Everyone is entitled to their own opinions and bodies, but you should and want take care of yourself, which does include being well groomed. Not necessarily shaved, but atleast managed.