Today, I decided to get dressed up for school because it's my birthday. I was heading to class in my heels. Then, I rolled my ankle, fell down the muddy hill, pulled a leg muscle, and scratched up my knees. At least ten people saw it. I was wearing a white skirt. Happy Birthday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my way to class and it was muddy outside, so I slipped and it looks like I shit myself. I'm wearing white pants. FML
Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, there was a girl in heels running in front of me at school, and she slipped on ice. Trying to be a hero, I dropped my backpack and ran up to help her, but ended up slipping and landing on her leg. As I walked back to my backpack, I found out I'd dropped my laptop and broken it. FML
Today, I went out wearing the highest heels I had, but was nervous about falling because I'm such a klutz. I got through the night without any injuries, so I changed into the sneakers I had brought with me to walk home. I tripped right outside my house in my sneakers and broke my ankle. FML
Today, my legs were really sore from working out yesterday, so it hurt going down the stairs at work. To avoid the pain, l ignored how stupid I looked and limped down the staircase. When I finally got to the bottom, I hopped off the last step. And twisted my ankle. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My family put a bouquet of balloons outside my room for me to find when I woke up. I walked out of my room, saw the balloons, screamed, and fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I injured my knee during dance class. When it started to feel a little bit better, I tried dancing again. I tripped, fell, and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML
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GameRater01 0
awww, happy birthday from me and other random strangers on the internet, at least
MadRhetoric 0
happy birthday, sorry it was a rough one.
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amelinat 0
At least its not as bad as that guy that got the Nickelback CD
Xtra_Cheddar 3
Oh man I would've laughed so hard at you, you have no idea
Zareen 0
Hope ur birthday lasted better later on!!
BillyDisselhorst 3
Why is it only girls see the need to show everybody its their birthday. Unless were dating or your a close friend I couldn't give a shit.
GameRater01 0
awww, happy birthday from me and other random strangers on the internet, at least
ilovechocochipz 0
happy birthday!!!!! or, non-happy birthday????
MadRhetoric 0
happy birthday, sorry it was a rough one.
Tarion 0
Oh God. That's not a very happy birthday. Heels are the devil. Sensible shoes are very much for the win.
Thrice 0
#1 bahahahaha Good call. I love you for saying that. And that is just total balls, hope the rest of the birthday went well
billchilled 0
My birthday was yesterday to. That sucks more then having honey n maple syrup poured on your head from a condom and then having 5 giant bags of chips poured on you though.
Daft_Punk709 0
OMG! I hate when that happens to me!!!!
z4opv14 0
I hope the rest of your day was alright.
dwaynasangel 0
Aw i'm sorry.. Happy Birthday to you.
AliSama 17
happy birthday!
nativebacon 0
Lol, at first I thought it said "Today, I decided to get dressed for school because it's my birthday." It's the only day you get to wear your birthday suit, why would you even consider getting dressed? Anyways, I hope the rest of your birthday goes well! :-)