Today, I remembered to show some customers at work photos of my cat that I had taken recently, and they love my "flat face" cat. All good, until I scrolled to a whole body nude I had taken to send to my boyfriend. I showed it to an entire family during my breakfast rush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I wanted to show a photo of my cat to my colleague, but my phone fell out of my hand and scrolled to the next photo, a photo of me without a bra. Now he thinks that this is how I tried to let him know that I want a quickie. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. We all looked together at family photos on the computer. The first picture was a close up of my mother, bare breasts in full view. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML
Today, I had to give a presentation. I was feeling confident, until I clicked to the next slide and realized it was a picture of my cat wearing a sombrero, which I'd accidentally included in the slideshow. My boss was not impressed, but my cat is now famous in the office. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
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RichardPencil 32
So, they got a look at your other "flat-face cat?"
Chazzster 32
Unless you either have no photos you don’t want generally shared or have them in a secure location in your phone, never hand the phone to someone else while looking at photos - It is always tempting to scroll and see what other photos are on your phone. And if you scrolled to a nude yourself, that’s just dumb. Organize your photos into albums and just show people the contents of appropriate albums. Or message or email selected photos you want to share.
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And1 12
Post the photo here and let us be the judge of whether you get our FML vote 😁
RichardPencil 32
So, they got a look at your other "flat-face cat?"
JasonThorn 23
Someone forgot Murphy's Law regarding questionable material - If you keep questionable stuff on your computer/phone/tablet, sooner or later someone other than the intended recipient WILL see it. If you don't want to get in trouble for having it on the device in question, don't PUT it there, or don't LEAVE it there.
Chazzster 32
Unless you either have no photos you don’t want generally shared or have them in a secure location in your phone, never hand the phone to someone else while looking at photos - It is always tempting to scroll and see what other photos are on your phone. And if you scrolled to a nude yourself, that’s just dumb. Organize your photos into albums and just show people the contents of appropriate albums. Or message or email selected photos you want to share.
Jonkbaby 23
It's funny, cause it's usually the server that get's the tip!
rudico67 8
That's why you take the nudie, send it to the bf, then delete it!!
John Pilz Kendrick 4