Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Caked and baked
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29
Sounds like a man with a sense of humour! :)
crazychaz7 2
Nice!!!!
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yoflatlogurt 0
Well at least your wedding will be much more memorable? Right?
PaigeySlade 7
And you're complaining why...? Dude that would be AWESOME if that happened at a wedding as ling as it didn't ruin the dress :3
yaoifreak 8
UnSounds really fun
kittenvks 11
You know after reading all the negative comments on FML towards what I find to be fun husbands and significant others, like OP's, I finally understand why our divorce rate is so high (in the states) you negative Nancy's seriously need to lighten up
iwadasn 33
I'm guessing you're a teenager who doesn't understand how immature and inappropriate this is. It's a party where everyone is most likely wearing fancy, somewhat expensive clothes, with food that is usually exorbitantly priced, and OP's husband ruined all of that, plus his wife's memories of the day she's probably been looking forward to all her life. There are plenty of situations where starting a food fight might be funny, but a wedding reception is definitely not one of them. I pity OP for marrying this insensitive man-child.
kittenvks 11
You have problems reading don't you? I'm 26 and married thanks. A relationship without fun and humor is no relationship at all. If you have to be so up tight all the time and it's always solely about you it'll never last.
cysanleigh 13
Is it not tradition anyways to smash some cake in the husbands or wifes face? Every wedding I've ever attended has had something along the lines of a food fight occur, and its only ever lightened the mood and encouraged a more entertaining reception. What's wrong with a bit of fun? Brides these days are so stuffy and lack the understanding of fun.
butterbear98 3
I'm so jealous
IPoopedOnU 12
Well you should of seen it coming if you were with him long enough to be married...
chronick89 5
And I thought this fml was from the U.S what is our nation coming to!
jake4e 0
Perhaps he wouldn't have been doing that if you had been paying attention to him instead of FMLing on your phone...
behady 4
You may have married the right man.
Sumo69 9
Sounds like you married an abusive asshole I hope it works out for you.