ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, after struggling with anorexia for months, I got food poisoning. FML
Cliff
Perth, Australia
The squits
Today, I got food poisoning from a restaurant that I had chosen for our company party. Everyone who went blamed me for their predicament. I also had to run to the toilet every ten minutes while they were all mad at me. FML
somethingblue
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Lowell, United States
The big day
Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago, I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day… and woke up with food poisoning. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
babybambi
Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Sickofbeingsick
United States
Today, after a week of staying in at night and fighting off a persistent cold, I was finally feeling well again, so I decided to go to my boyfriend's work BBQ. I got food poisoning. FML
anon
United States
Today, I was fired from the restaurant I work at because I missed my shift. I missed it because I was in the hospital for food poisoning from the meal I ate at work last night. FML
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adishalala 0
neway... how was the wedding :] ?
Doortje 30
I smell vomit.
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adishalala 0
neway... how was the wedding :] ?
iluvhobos 5
What about the guests?..
thenewguy21 0
I hope it wasn't the cake!
bbucaro98 0
oh sorry about that
Agiggleaday 0
Well how much was spent on the food?
Veraymix 6
Bad catering? File a complaint!
leader0011 5
just you? or everyone else
fl0ffy 0
well congrats!!!!!! =^D
craziii 0
Apparently that happened to my mother too.
Mr_Saikaly 35
I guess there will be no honey moon :)
FlipInBrosky 4
'Til death do they part, I guess?
Iamnotmyself 17
Nah, I'm guessing they could have a weird fetish honeymoon if they wanted. Or they could spend their honeymoon like a boss and meditate. psh who am I kidding FYL OP.
LexusRenee 6
did you still pay the caterer ?
unluckiestperson_fml 14
I wouldn't.
xo_kat_xo 0
who would?
logan_ptown 0
I smell a law suit
Doortje 30
I smell vomit.
logan_ptown 0
haha that too
Dontstealmyname 11
Just wondering, how does a law suit smell like?
MrSassypants 34
19 like cornbread. Don't ask why it smells like cornbread... it just does... it just does.
Iwashere12345 0
fool, you don't sue someone for food poisoning
at0micmin3r 23
Actually, you do. You're giving someone BAD FOOD. They could DIE from that.
cynide 13
did it atleast taste good?
tnlander 20
better going down then coming up.
Jacobt24 19
Isn't there usually just cake at a wedding reception?
Livinia 11
Seriously? Have you ever been to a wedding reception?
yourlifesfucked 0
Lol, thanks for savin me the trouble. At my cousin's wedding we had venison sausage, burgers, steak, and i shit you not, slim jims... my cousin's a redneck =P
yourlifesfucked 0
Lol, thanks for savin me the trouble. At my cousin's wedding we had venison sausage, burgers, steak, and i shit you not, slim jims... my cousin's a redneck =P
Jacobt24 19
I've been to 3 but I was little. That's all I remember
LilSideTwerk 0
no Honey . There's A thing called a reception an after Party!
unvmesucka 0
I decided to backspace my first intended response @62 and will leave it at Fyl.
shattered567 0
Hey ;D
afdude87 6
well that blows
shift_love 13
blows chunks? ^ lol
Iamnotmyself 17
-54 HAHAHAHAHA. NO.
zojieeu 6
haha you dumbass deserve it :D
rbubbles 20
why's that?
Dontstealmyname 11
#11 - You can't even get your grammer right and you want to call others a dumbass? Also, I don't understand how OP deserves it. It's not like he knew he was going to get food poisoning from the caterer he ordered from. So, that being said, who's the dumbass now huh?
karagarren 8
don't feed the troll
karagarren 8
don't feed the troll
Bano360 25
*Psst* it's spelled grammar :P
hook_em 0
hahaha 22 you failed if you are giving a grammar lesson be sure you can spell grammar the right way
hollysterT 0
I think it's funny when someone tries to correct others grammar. when allllllllll of us make grammar mistakes :3 usually from keyboards. ha. just cause there is a grammatical error doesn't mean we are sTo0pId(;
Carmenx3 0
#22: it's funny how u say that but u spelled grammar wrong.
dreamering 16
Honeymoon in the bathroom instead in the bedroom.
jacobs_double 0
bumpkin all day
rbubbles 20
I hope you didn't pay the ******* the full amount
birdfreak 24
she/he shouldn't pay the ******* at all!