Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
nocakeforyou!
Caked and baked
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Anonymous
Rowland Heights, United States
Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29
Sounds like a man with a sense of humour! :)
crazychaz7 2
Nice!!!!
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Comments (169)
hiloyesno104 6
Amazing?
cysanleigh 13
What's wrong with having a bit of fun before he goes home to start his life as a married man. For most men, it's the last memorable bit of fun they can have without being bitched out by his wife for the rest of his life!
DataWog 30
I hate to say it, but..... AWESOME!!!!
kadgaf 0
My hero :D
YeaSo3 14
How could you be mad sounds like a fun wedding its your day ... Enjoy everything...long as your living make the best of it...hopefully it was just slight food like rolls..no stains
ohitsdaniella 7
Sounds like a good wedding!
ohfuckyou 4
LOL. I'd so do that
KamikazeLM 0
That's amazing. Now I have to do that when i get married. How many people can say "I had a food fight at my wedding reception" lol
batummshakalaka 1
Live a little :)
In_Cadence 3
My sisters and MOH started throwing cake at my wedding reception. I joined in and it became an all-out war. It was so much fun! We even took home the leftover cake and had another one a couple days later. No regrets.