Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my car was totaled. It was so new, I haven't even made the first payment on it yet. FML
And then.....
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, I bought a new $10,000 car since my old one broke down. Today, I also found out the old one wasn’t starting because i never had it in park. FML
Stick to sidewalks
Today, after my car got stolen and flipped on its roof three months ago, making it an insurance write-off, and getting a new car a week ago, a drunk driver crashed into my parked car, writing it off. In both instances the drivers were thankfully OK, it's just my insurance premiums skyrocketing, no biggie. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Introductions
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Carless whisper
Today, my car broke down. Yesterday, my husband mentioned he found my dream car for sale, but I'd insisted my car had a lot of miles left and we should save money. They sold my dream car this morning. Now I'm carless. FML
Bad omen
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
Messy
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
It's all too much
Today, I totaled my car whilst rushing to pick up my son from daycare. This happened as I was leaving the hospital, after dropping off a wheelchair to my recently disabled wife, who is taking care of our newborn in the special care unit. FML
Top comments
diesel1226 0
Buy a car to go with the new seat covers.
biggestfan23 11
Well the most logical thing to do is return them
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Comments (74)
NiiTeH 7
Well it's eBay time!
Jamialia 5
And I bet the OP is a P Plater.
YourBuddyElmo 5
It's ALWAYS eBay time!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
23- of course guido is not an acceptable word, it's possible a name!! ;)
indianguyinuk 12
what's wrote off again?
silentbutfunny 0
They loooove me on EBAY!! I am the type who, is lyble to snipe you, with 2 seconds left to go, wooaaa
Zomg_Okay 27
35 - If a vehicle is a write off, it means it would be cheaper to buy a new one than repair it.
hobo1235 15
I remember watching that video on stupidvideos.com all the time when I was younger, oh the joys of childhood.
diesel1226 0
Buy a car to go with the new seat covers.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
No, put them over your chairs at home. Grab yourself a plate, and pretend your driving. Ahhh, childhood!!
Roevera 14
Reminds me of the FML where the OP asked everyone for iTunes giftcards for christmas and then had his iPod stolen.
Jiplo 18
I think it's the other way around, but you could give it a shot!
klimpomppp 9
28-god yes! Idk y so many people thumbed down your comment
biggestfan23 11
Well the most logical thing to do is return them
cradle6 13
Of course! You need gas money!
grahambertus 11
Screw logic! OP should buy 20 more and a limo to go with them.
pippa08 0
:( well thats one less thing to get for your next car
ninjafury101 2
Now you can set up the covers over pillows, and you can pretend you're driving.
baseballplaya5 7
Give them to a friend?
trollfaced 2
Refund them
AssassinsCRB 0
I think you mean get a refund lol
BeccaHugs 17
Save them for your next car?
MeLuvBewbs 7
If The'yre those 1980 covers in tiger stripes, I'll take em.
lizard399 0
You know what time it is.. Pretend cardboard box car with awesome new seat covers time!!