Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my psycho ex broke into my fiancée's apartment and cut up her expensive wedding dress. The nutjob is in jail now, but it doesn't seem like the wedding will be happening any time soon. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Crazy ex
Today, wanting to get revenge at my ex for and the woman he cheated on me with, I invaded their wedding during the ceremony and objected to their marriage, laying out all the facts about how they started their nasty relationship built on betrayal. I was thrown out by security as they laughed at me. FML
Crasher
Today, I was supposed to get married to the love of my life. My ex-wife ended up crashing my wedding and created drama. My now-ex-fiancée decided she wants nothing to do with me anymore, and that, "if she wanted baggage, she’d go to an airport.” She walked out of the wedding and blocked my number. FML
Rude awakening
Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
Life imitates art
Today, my wedding day was ruined by my fiancé’s psychotic ex. It started out with the venue and my dress getting pelted by paintballs and one of her friends riding an ATV around, running over my fiancé. He's currently in the hospital with broken ribs and a concussion. $42,000 down the drain. FML
Y'all better run
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to start a fist-fight with my wife during my wedding ceremony. FML
Top comments
conman531 23
Restraining order, assault charge, trespassing, you know, the works for a crazy ex
dBLIZZARD 20
Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch.
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dBLIZZARD 20
Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch.
clemsi 20
I doubt a restraining order will do any good if OP`s ex attacked his wife with their friends and family all around. The threat of consequences rarely beat out crazy when it's at that high of a level.
splinteredApple 36
I'm sure jail would be more appropriate.
DoomSkuller 28
^ especially since this is assault
Chiharo 15
Maybe an asylum. Just to keep her under control
sophiehelen 32
#52 but if someone violates the restraining order by even contacting her, action will be taken. though as she attacked the wife, it's beyond restraining order behaviour
phreaker913 21
everyone knows restraining orders aren't worth the paper they are written on
coocookaylin 17
What did she do to her?
EvilTurtle 35
SHE ATTACKED HER
corky1992 33
Does it matter? She ruined the poor girls wedding day. She was probably just bitter that he was marrying someone else instead of her so she took revenge on the bride.
coocookaylin 17
I'm not saying what she did was excusable, I just wanted to know how badly she behaved.
SPN_lover666 27
#22, What difference does it make? The crazy bitch assaulted her for no reason. Doesn't matter if it was minor or major
1dvs_bstd 41
#22 It doesn't matter what she did. People put lots of hours of intense planning and bridezillaism into the wedding only for it to be ruined by a psychotic wench.
gracehi 33
Don't know why people are being so bitchy to you, #2. Did she throw a shoe at her? Did she punch her in the head? Did she scratch her face? Did she pull her hair? Did she bite her arm? Did she kick her in the shin? Did she do all that and then some? "Attacked" is pretty vague.
1dvs_bstd 41
No one is being bitchy but you. Someone gets attacked on a day that's supposed to be special, unique and beautiful and all you care about is the detail of the assault. Why if I may ask? to satisfy your curiosity or lust for violence?
ChibiChick25 8
I agree with #51, people are getting all butt hurt over a simple question. Why wouldn't someone be curious about the details of the story?
EclipseCandy6 24
#55 I feel like you're trying to sound cool but you don't. Shut up.
1dvs_bstd 41
#79 On the contrary. Now look here, lady.. I don't much give a **** what people think of me (like your worthless opinion) I just stated my opinion, there was no part of that comment that was supposed to sound cool.. humorous, maybe. Since we're on the subject of being "cool" I may not be the fonz but I'm def cooler than the other side of the pillow, don't like it/me, you can go **** yourself, ho.. like you matter. I'm just doing me, if it pisses you off, go hug a live wire.
leopardwilliam 22
#85 now you're just trying way too hard
Brightbulb 40
I'm with you #2. How badly was she hurt? Yes it sucks to be attacked on your wedding day by a psychotic ex, but it sucks differently if you're able to still enjoy the reception and maybe even eventually laugh about it on future anniversaries, then if you're going to the hospital with severe injuries and your wedding is now over for you.
SpicyDuck 22
Why is everyone being so rude!! As if you don't want the follow up story too!!
Redgy22 26
Yeah, I'd just like more details just because I'm sure it's a crazy story. The ex had no good reason to even be there, let alone inflict herself on your bride, you, & your entire event. So sorry for you & your wife.
TheNewGuy03 29
Someone lacks reading comprehension...
crudeandrudeguy 29
@55- I'm sorry but I must disagree, you're definitely being bitchy
FEATHDUCK 19
Agreed with #1. Get a restraining order and make her pay for any damages or bills she caused.
AGhost5445 25
I agree with 3 agreeing with 1 it's time for that restraining order
nomoreparty 11
Please you three join in bed as a celebration to mark 'Great Accord'. May be all of us would agree on that..
helptheorphans 17
I agree with #70 for agreeing with #3 for agreeing with #1 get a restraining order
MELKOZAR 27
Whoa buddy! She must be like way crazy in love with your wife! ;)
OhWhyMe2015 11
At least she didn't get to the Cake, wait is the cake alright?!
Lalala579121 28
The cake is a lie.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Here is the man who knows how to ask the truly important question
muarif 19
Sue that bitch!
freeport_aidan 22
That one guy...
THE_AJ26 11
Lol, always #6, completely agree with #30
conman531 23
Restraining order, assault charge, trespassing, you know, the works for a crazy ex
kaylae22 13
Forget that bait her into an area the put her in a cell in a sound proof room and leave her locked in. Forget about her then ur new wife and you can be happily safe from her attacks
domolovesyoshi 33
I'll take kidnapping and murder charges for 100 jerry
FRW1 2
Oh yeah! ... what an incredible solution to this problem. With advice such as this, I am astounded that you are not so rich and famous that you have no time for sites such as this. Please feel free to send me a personal message to advise me further on how I might also engage in fun criminal activity and end up in jail ...
AGhost5445 25
No need for all that sarcasm 35
countryb_cth 38
Holy 35 it's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard.
MRSwick2525 23
#35 easy does it. You do realize that this is FML, right?!?!?! No need to get your knickers in a knot over a comment. Relax, maybe go Meditate, practice some deep breathing exercises, and don't take FML so seriously.
zyero 9
I have never heard that figure of speech before used in such a way. You made my day
Emmamazing 26
First of all, you should call the police and get her arrested. Then maybe go to court and get a restraining order
AlbinoThunder_MD 10
I guess it wasn't a nice day for a white wedding...
Aquila_Umbrae 26
Time for a padded room.
MrGibbs25 20
and some happy pills