Today, I took my first shower in weeks after having had spinal surgery. My sister flushed a toilet. I couldn't reach the nozzle or my cane to get off the shower bench, and all I could do was sit there as scalding hot water sprayed all over me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally felt well enough to take an actual shower after having surgery on my back. It took five minutes to stand up, ten minutes to get to the shower, and another ten minutes to get in. The pilot light went out in less than five minutes. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, facing away from the faucet, when I dropped the soap. When I bent over to pick up the soap, my sister flushed a toilet in the next room, causing hot water to scorch my anus. I got made my shower's bitch, FML
Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML
Today, I was in pain due to overdoing it at the gym yesterday, so I thought a hot shower might help. Not only was there no hot water because of my sister's hour long showers, but I slipped getting out and hit my head. Now the pain is worse. FML
Today, I was using a disabled toilet. I'm disabled partly because of spinal problems. While I was doing my business, the whole toilet fell to the floor, leaving me sitting in a puddle of my own urine and smashed porcelain, with even more spinal problems. FML
Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
Today, I am recovering from surgery, so even though my mom could burn cold water, I was forced to let her cook for me. Thanks to her cooking, I’ve now shit my body weight in brown water, and I need her help to get on the toilet. She doesn’t always get me there in time. FML
Today, my sister and I had a huge fight because I flushed the toilet while she was taking a bath. The faucet for the bath was not running, but she insisted that she felt the water in the tub turn "scalding hot." She won't listen when I try to explain to her that it doesn't work like that. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
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Top comments
Jasonf6 0
Your sister is a ******* asshole. Get her back.
UrNuckinFuts 0
Slap her with your cane till she needs surgery too!
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Comments (159)
43trauts 14
Ouch! Hope you didn't burned!
SpicyGrass 0
Now you have an excuse to put lotion on your dick.
nickalamb 4
You what?
My_Sweet_Shadow 4
I really don't get people, how can anyone say YDI, in this case? I guess there are just some assholes out there :|
SecretMe00 5
Ya hopefully he didn't get burnt. Idk why he didn't just yell for someone's help.
_Oblivion_ 12
Damn man that sucks, just the sergury itself. Hope the burns, if any weren't bad
bri5083 9
Obviously not, everyone loves scalding hot water.
43trauts 14
wow I forgot the "get"!
Mauskau 36
62 why are you bright orange? Are your parents wotsits or something?
_Oblivion_ 12
Whos the chackhead that thumbed down me because I accidently spelt "surgery" wrong?
IMaquarkI 3
Did you kill her?
The_Tool1 13
That's hot.
cheaptrix 6
These puns are on fire
drinkPINK 4
Wow. I feel bad for 62... On every FML that I have been on, where she has commented; somebody always makes some kind of comment about how she looks orange. :/ sorry 62. I feel bad that THAT is your 'natural skin color.'
HollyDolly660 8
She looks like Snooki.
raghavfyl 0
hahaha ouch, stab her...
urdirtyolduncle 15
Yes. Because that's what I do when someone accidentally effects the water temperature of my showers.
Metzler31 17
It should be "affects". Sorry, had to say it. Still a pretty funny comment though!
lebronesque73091 12
Ouchies, indeed XD
moonlight6654 6
Bi**h
Namerkp2 8
66 I believe you mean bitch. Why dont people realize you can curse on this website? SHIT!!
capnbzarr 43
Actually, @51, although #9 probably did intend to use "affects" (meaning changes), "effects" (meaning causes) also works in this circumstance.
starxshine 0
100 affect is a verb, effect is a noun. But it was a funny comment :)
Metzler31 17
No, effect and affect cannot be used interchangeably. #101 already beat me to it, but affect is a verb (to affect the temperature) and effect is a noun (the effect was the water was hot).
funnynesh 10
2- violence doesn't solve anything! ( doesnt necessarily mean ALL the time)
MiddleThumb 0
144- Violence is not the answer, it's the question. The answer is yes.
Jasonf6 0
Your sister is a ******* asshole. Get her back.
urdirtyolduncle 15
^pun intended on that last sentence?
nonamericandolla 6
That could of been an accident!
bobchickenfart 5
how do you know her sister didn't just finish taking a shit and flushed the toilet?
downtime 13
3, Yes because every time I'm on the toilet I'm very aware of the way flushing it will affect the shower in another room.
Blacksxe 1
Wait until she is showering and do the same to her. You must get your revenge on her.
muzy 23
yes because most people sit around all day like kratos and say "my vengeance is everything"...
Feklfekl2222 32
21- I do but I can't speak for anyone else, I'm now plotting my revenge against you because I vaguely disagree with your comment.
muzy 23
ohhh such insolence 31. How dare you ?????? i have never, in all of my 52 years...
Cheerieful_fml 2
But his sister can just get out of the hot water..
5t3ff1k4h 47
You know, at 52 years old, you'd think you'd understand sarcasm. Hell, even teenagers understand it.
SecretMe00 5
34 is using sarcasm so I think he understands it. Just a thought.
DrJesse 10
21-Op could sit around and plot revenge on his/her sister..I mean,there's not a wide range of things to do while recovering from spinal surgery,and plotting revenge is virtually effortless.
UrNuckinFuts 0
Slap her with your cane till she needs surgery too!
drinkPINK 4
5 - Oh my god! Your comment made my day! I can't stop laughing! :))) Alsooo, I had surgery a week ago so I can totally relate. It sucks! :( Sorry OP. Beat her with that cane! ;)
kayPandastyle 15
Omg that shit was soo ****** funny I'm sitting laughing in the dark hoping I don't wake my boyfriend XD
Volcan_fml 22
God, how oblivious is she? That blows.
Pelreskovich 11
Was it the same toilet in the bathroom you were in? If so, you take that lil ole cane of yours and beat your sister's ass.
silvergaze 1
I would do the same :)
linkinpark98 24
That's the spirit!
123josie123 11
Ouch.. I feel you OP. i'm sorry on her behalf.
sparkrok 8
your picture is perfect for this FML. well, almost perfect anyways
123josie123 11
Glad to have helped :p
uprising_fml 0
spinal surgery wow, whatever was wrong with you must have been bad. good luck to you OP.
Michael912 3
Wow that must have hurt i just had spinal surgery too it sucks
SecretMe00 5
Seriously?? No joke?