Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Caked and baked
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29
Sounds like a man with a sense of humour! :)
crazychaz7 2
Nice!!!!
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Comments (169)
anon888 0
probably cause tourniquet fun, or to stupid to suck him dry, *** you op
hellokittie 0
lol ..arent you proud he's your husband .? xD
bubo_fml 11
Did he doo in the chocolate fountain?
vivalabrett 0
That sounds like the greatest wedding ever. OP needs to learn how to have fun
greatfirstdate 18
This had nothing to do with the OP's concept of fun. The point was that her husband should've known that there are inappropriate times to start stuff like food fights, and weddings are very high on that list.
jalupe 4
thats awesome
NcredibadTay 0
That sounds so fun haha
Snowgriffen99 0
Lol
cunningchick 1
This guy is my hero:0
76transam 0
How is that an fml more like fhl.. wifes already naggin (about him havin a good time at that) behind his back on the internet phew! its gonna be a long 3 years of his life!
chrisbceltics 6
Like a Boss