Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
nocakeforyou!
Caked and baked
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Anonymous
Rowland Heights, United States
Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML
Top comments
n3rdzgotskillz 29
Sounds like a man with a sense of humour! :)
crazychaz7 2
Nice!!!!
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crazychaz7 2
Nice!!!!
LiyIa_fml 8
My Grandpa did this at my Mom's wedding. It was so much fun
shanemaximo 7
He knows you're stuck with him now.
taco_bender 12
Hahahaha thats a awsome idea! Ima do tht in my wedding.
enonymous 9
John Belushi would be proud.
evilplatypus 39
I agree, OP's boyfriend is awesome!
Jakesterk96 8
*Her husband is awesome, her boyfriend on the other hand...
DynamicDave 11
That's awesome! I'm getting married in July. Hmm...
EmilyShmemily496 0
I wish there was a "That's awesome, why are you complaining?" button!
ActionManly 11
Yeah, you'll back on this and laugh. He's going to be one fun husband
Jonkbaby 23
OP, step one, slowly remove stick from butt..
22cute 17
You married an idiot. I guess that makes 2.
mariyaaa 0
Hopefully you guys took pictures before the reception.. :|
n3rdzgotskillz 29
Sounds like a man with a sense of humour! :)
boris1194 4
I bet u wish u were their might have thrown red velvet cake ;)
schnouttz 3
*there
boris1194 4
I'm sorry I am really bad at grammar but thanks for the correction haha
n3rdzgotskillz 29
..What? :')
CRC_101 31
11 - So unnecessary! :o
excelexcel 5
Good husband
fylnatfml 4
11 that made no sense at all.
CadillacPimpen 6
The wink face makes even harder to decipher I'm assuming it's dirty....
boris1194 4
Nu dah hahaha :) that is me the guy who sucks at grammar love velvet cake and plays minecraft :P and does not care for people that try to insult me haha
boris1194 4
O and 39 cute pic haha
CRC_101 31
^ I'm sorry. I misinterpreted your red velvet cake comment and did not take it literally. *cough* That would be my perverted mind bad. Huzzah, Minecraft! Don't be insulted! I am an insult to myself xD
Nebulas_n_Novas 7
He wanted it to be memorable lol
aubzdall 6
Sounds like a fun reception
EduJav321 24
Child: "daddy was your wedding with mommy fun?" Dad: "........YES.."
girl112891 7
Men have their own idea of memorable lol
tennisrapper1 14
At least you got some action so the wedding is now memorable! Maybe it'll be a positive memory to look back to soon!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Awesome husband is awesome. Lighten up OP.
perdix 31
Looks like the number of children in your house will be one more than how many you give birth to. Congrats!
tennisrapper1 14
If OP joined in that's two
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
I don't think OP joined, seeing as how she wrote this FML..
transilvanianson 3
Your husband is awesome!
Elizabeth198 1
Boys never grow up I guess
MrSassypants 34
Yes boys do grow up it's just that... when you have food and you're not hungry... you just get the urge to fling it at someone... and in that glorious moment when you pull your arm back and throw, it hits the person and it becomes even more spectacular! Oh the joy when the person you hit tries to get revenge and grabs the nearest food and that comes flying at you and you duck and it hits someone else. Then everyone just like "Well, well, well, what an amazing amount of fun that looks like" and they join in to and then..... What was I talking about? Oh yeah, boys growing up. Anatomy, science, and other stuff.
Justin23L 2
Yes, one of millions of boys has not grown up yet, so all boys never grow up. I see.
soleen_fml 0
That's cuz u don't get boys!!!
cysanleigh 13
No. Some just enjoy making fun, memorable moments rather then catering to fun sucking bridezillas. I really see nothing "FML" worthy in this post. I can only hope to have a goofy, memory filled wedding one day.
benikki 0
I hope my fiance does that our wedding, sounds like a major blast
Nebulas_n_Novas 7
Why don't you start it?
Awsumuzzie 12
Because 9 is sexist.
MrSassypants 34
It is only courteous for the gentlemen to start any from of altercation.
Nebulas_n_Novas 7
Hahaha...I suppose you are right 30
Buttsexpirate 9
It was all fun and games till the minister was hit with the wedding cake and the flower girl was crushed by baguettes.
DrMime 10
Bridezilla is displeased! BRING ON THE ICING GUN!!!!!