Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
nocakeforyou!
Caked and baked
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Anonymous
Rowland Heights, United States
Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29
Sounds like a man with a sense of humour! :)
crazychaz7 2
Nice!!!!
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fantasyworld 39
Fun!
w_chen2511 10
I don't think it's such a bad thing though..!
cupcakebruh 21
I think it would be cool if my boyfriend, or anyone for that matter, started a food fight at my wedding. It would be very memorable and fun! Just don't get anything on my dress! :)
HighlandShadows 48
Ah, but how can you truly enjoy a food fight without getting a little messy yourself?
sparklyunic0rn 10
he's a keeper
LyricaSilvan 30
Not gonna lie, that actually sounds kind of awesome.
Salzxx 11
Sounds like someone I'd like to marry