Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out that my parents were artists when they met. My mom said that I was one of their best projects yet. My sister, hearing what my mother said, broke my week-old PS3 in a rage. FML
Take the L
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, "Your dad and I are so proud of you." Sweet, right? It was meant for my brother. FML
Protip
Today, I found out that my mom gives my brother tips on how to hurt my feelings the most. FML
Great parenting
Today, both my mom and dad agreed I basically ruined their life by existing. They weren’t even trying to be mean, they just casually mentioned that their lives were brilliant before me, then after I was born everything turned to shit and they’ve been miserable ever since. FML
Today, my brother came to my first standup comedy act. He'd apparently read my material beforehand, and kept finishing my jokes for me. FML
What does it all mean?
Today, I once again realized that I have no idea what I am supposed to do in this life, and don't know what to do with myself. I just live because that's the easiest thing to do, and try to entertain myself while searching for meaning. The meaning to my life; what I should pursue. I've been searching for a long time. FML
Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML
Lonely boy hiding behind the front door
Today, I learned that my parents know that I have no friends when they told me to go and make some. FML
Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML
Not anyone's favorite
Today, everyone at school told me to wish my brother a happy birthday. We're twins. FML
Top comments
ArtIsResistance7 1
They couldn't do it on their own! They had enough trouble raising you to do their bidding. I like the username. The meaning of life is...42!
treyroxx 0
hey it's not to bad at least u were planned
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ArtIsResistance7 1
They couldn't do it on their own! They had enough trouble raising you to do their bidding. I like the username. The meaning of life is...42!
pbonline1234 0
hahaha ******* lol so do you entertain him? at least bring some friends over :D
b182link 0
that's what my sister was for
princess09 3
This isn't an fml... most likely your parents was just kidding...suck it up and take a joke.
7mood75 7
That means you're entertaining!
PimpdaddyCJT 13
wow sounds like my life
joeinthedark 18
Not quite #1. 42 is the Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything, but since the question is not 'what is the meaning of life', but rather "What do you get if you multiply six by nine"?, 42 is not the meaning of life. The reference is well placed and clever, so we'll let this one go, this time.
melig1991 0
We apologise for the inconvenience.
charlottent 0
lmfao, my brother was meant for that too. but my parents also wanted a second child :)
Tsmitty99 0
fml
SilenNex 0
oh i get it "entertain" him *wink wink* "GET OVER HERE ENTERTAINER BOY, MAKE YOUR BROTHER TALK!!!!"
saviks 0
hm, what kind of entertainment?
BoyFromTheFuture 0
Do they lock you up under the stairs at night?Devon put away your toys and put the second child in his cage...
yake12 0
lol #15=fanboy alert!!!
That_Guy_Jake_JR 0
Better than being born for cheap child labor. *sniffle* FYL OP for thinking that you have a bad life. I was once murdered, so when you can beat that, I'll have sympathy
zach055 23
the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything is 42
pingpongpickle 8
42 - befriend somebody I don't liike. so op, all you've been doing your whole life is sitting at home and playing with your brother? that sucks
spaceboyftw 0
sux
RedPillSucks 33
^^^ or a serial killer
spaceboyftw 0
at least u werent the whole reason they god divroeced
ArtIsResistance7 1
How about a less destructive cereal killer?! I'm a cereal killer and my parents are so proud! Those charms weren't so lucky, I drove a stake through Count Chocula, and as for the Trix rabbit.... ...shhh be vewwy, vewwy quiet..
Zoh_Aubrey 8
53 you are WIN
joeinthedark 18
@29 Nothing wrong with being a fan of a great trilogy and clarifying someone's partial knowledge on the topic. :)
ArtIsResistance7 1
See 57, I only saw the movie...*pauses for gasps* Thanks for your clarification. I'll make sure I have it right next time.
sosoinlove09 0
i know right?? they probably meant that they had you so that your sibling wouldn't be lonely.
joeinthedark 18
ArtIsResistance7 - it's all good dude. Adams was quite fond of changing details every time he redid the story - radio play series, books, etc.. so it's quite possible that the writers of the movie also did that, I don't recall the movie well enough to say. Though it is more likely that they left out most of the story as it is really in one of the other books. For interests sake, and because I'm a dork, an other possible question to the answer is 'how many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?'. Though that really was just so the mice would have something to talk about when they went on the talk show circuit. :P
ArtIsResistance7 1
skatterbug - I would have liked to ask, "What came first, the chicken or the egg?" But upon further deliberation I decided that dinosaurs were laying eggs long before the evolution of chickens...
joeinthedark 18
lol! Quite right and when it comes to genetics I would think the egg would come first as well, since it would be the combination of 2 different creatures or a series of genetic modifications based on survival that would have created that first chicken as an end result. So you are right, the egg came first, imo.
dwightschrutebit 0
how the hell does that work??
twirliegirlie 0
so long and thanks 4 all the fish!
teresa_009 0
you should have told them where to stick their meaning.
raininsnow 0
^epic win
schnitzel5 0
it's ok, at least u weren't an accident
puggfuggly 0
I have found te meaning of life. FML ?????? does this not make sense to anyone else.
UrinatingShrimp 1
#15 skatterbug I just want to understand you think multiplying six and nine will equal 42? o.Ô
polico_wolf 0
it was a reference to "The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" which a computer says the 42 is the ultimate answer where the ultimate question is "What is 6 x 9"
joeinthedark 18
Thank you polico_wolf. UrinatingShrimp is obviously not familiar with that book, nor was able to infer that the topic was from a book (or movie) and therefore not a result of poor math skills. And for the record, if you were to use a base 13 system, 6*9 would, in fact, equal 42.
Kukua 5
Oh noes!! Your parents wanted their only child to have a sibling! Your life is sooo awful!!! Get over yourself OP.
bettyc4 26
When your patents tell you they didn't give birth to love you but only to entertain another child they love is an FML. Get over YOUR self And think before you attack an troll.
treyroxx 0
hey it's not to bad at least u were planned
BoyFromTheFuture 0
win
I_EAT_THE_POOPOO 0
about a month ago i found out i was an accident.. and i have noo problem with that...
andrew245 0
time for you to roll out a joint
Moeey 0
by the looks of it, your a pro
imlagginglol 0
Just because he's smoking a joint doesn't make him a pro joint roller, alot of stoners suck at rolling joints which is why they use bongs and pipes alot
imlagginglol 0
Bong* had joint in my mind
Einstein714 0
it looks like your meaning to life no. 5 is 420
krisfersays 0
omfg it's Wilford Brimley!
jadedwaitress 0
I'm a stoner and will say that I suck at rolling doobies. I used to be really good at it, but now I primarily use my bong because it smells less, uses less weed and gets me higher for longer. Stoners don't get bongs because they can't roll - it's that they can't roll because they're out of practice because of their bong
andrew245 0
I am a pro at it man I have been doing this for a while bro.
tincans 0
meh, it's not too bad. could be worse.
lickmyjock 0
yeah. fml for reading this fml.
Tsmitty99 0
exactly.
OhBaby19 0
What exactly do they mean by entertain???
JeffGoesRawrr 0
Wow. That's just.. ****** up..
ryalho 0
so long and thanks for all the fish!
OliviaxTrick 0
now you know what you're good for
lettertjes 0
Yeah it's kinda normal to get the first child because you want a child and then the second child because you don't want the first one to be an only child.
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
get the heck off fml an go entertain your bro.