Zoey
Canada
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
ekoblick
United States
Today, I got food poisoning from my wedding food. FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
nocakeforyou!
Caked and baked
Today, I came home to my drunk husband, to find that he raided our fridge and freezer to soothe his beer munchies. That would have been fine, had he not eaten the top tier of our wedding cake I'd been saving to eat on our first wedding anniversary, which is in 4 days. FML
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
Anonymous
Rowland Heights, United States
Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29
Sounds like a man with a sense of humour! :)
crazychaz7 2
Nice!!!!
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singforever7464 0
Now that's a wedding i'd like to attend.(:
funsized136 6
figures, men always show their true colors after its too late x)
pink_pixie 0
Freaking awesome!!!
aman33aman 2
I think he sounds like a fun guy who's knows how to have a good time you will have a fun outgoing life:)
Optomisticpencil 7
record! Sleeping on the couch after only 12 hours of being married!
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
I know how expensive weddings are and that would annoy me that we spend X-amount of money on a wedding reception venue, food, bridal party's clothing, decorations etc... just to have him ruin it all with a messy food fight.
itswhatever39 7
If that happened at my wedding it would be beyond perfect!!:D
nicholasj96 9
That's cute lol .
blackwidowtaco 31
Sounds like a pretty memorable wedding reception to me, lighten up a little op!
CliffyB03 28
Lemme just keep that in mind for whenever I get married