Today, I mistakenly shared my picture in my office group chat, then went to dinner. No one asked me to delete it for 30 minutes, then when I got a message that I'd shared it in the wrong window, I deleted it immediately. I don't know how many people saw the picture, and my manager also is in the group in addition to my colleagues. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML
Today, I was sharing my screen on a company Zoom call. I inadvertently Teams messaged my colleague saying that the lady who was speaking on this video sounded annoying. Unbeknownst to me, the lady was one of the participants in the call. I forgot I was sharing my screen. They saw the conversation. I was fired. FML
Today, I accidentally shared the pictures about my date with my side chick on my main stories instead of my “Close friends” list, where I'd excluded my girlfriend. I realized this when all my stuff was sitting outside our apartment when I got home. FML
Today, I created a shared album with over a 1000 pictures and videos from a romantic vacation with my girlfriend of 3 months. Later, I got an angry text from my ex. It seems I accidentally added everything to a shared work-related album with my ex, which I didn't realise I had. My ex thinks I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, I took an embarrassing picture of myself in my work uniform, acting goofy and such, to send to my friends but I accidentally sent it to my manager. It was a very jeopardizing pose. I’m supposed to start tomorrow. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I mistakenly took a screenshot and then proceeded to fumble my phone. It wasn't until 5 hours later when I recharged it that I realized I had unintentionally posted the screenshot of me on the toilet to Instagram. FML
Today, I (admittedly dumbly) AI generated pictures of my boss as a joke with my coworkers. They asked me to send them to them but instead I ended up sending it to my boss. A bunch of them were him extremely obese or with his ass out. I can't unsend. FML
Today, I found out about a mistake I made at work when the director brought it up in an all-staff meeting, including staff from a different office. It was the first I time I'd heard about it - along with everyone else. Not as fun as it sounds. FML
Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Unsolicited dick pics are a bad idea, once again! Surprise, surprise! Even with a solicited dick pic, you ought to send a warning message first. That's a real pro tip.
J_Free_Woods 29
Get a metal strainer. Put the veggies, etc… in the strainer, put the strainer in the pot. Use oven mitts to take the strainer out once it gets to the point you would drain the water. I hope this solves your and many other’s problems. I cook spaghetti for chili this way and then add in ground beef, tomatoes, cooked onions, chili, a TOUCH of sarangi pepper, a small can of kidney beans. Am I the only one hungry?
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RichardPencil 32
Unsolicited dick pics are a bad idea, once again! Surprise, surprise! Even with a solicited dick pic, you ought to send a warning message first. That's a real pro tip.
J_Free_Woods 29
Get a metal strainer. Put the veggies, etc… in the strainer, put the strainer in the pot. Use oven mitts to take the strainer out once it gets to the point you would drain the water. I hope this solves your and many other’s problems. I cook spaghetti for chili this way and then add in ground beef, tomatoes, cooked onions, chili, a TOUCH of sarangi pepper, a small can of kidney beans. Am I the only one hungry?
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What picture?