Today, my husband and I were diagnosed with herpes. We've been together for five years and were both virgins before. Even the doctor couldn't give any other explanation. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML
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iSwizzle 4
Maybe your husband lied...?
NomNomMuffin 5
looks like one of u bitches cheated
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Comments (525)
lvpippy 0
looks like some one sucks dick with cold sores
Schiffy 18
Maybe /b/ can give you an answer, though i can't vouch for its legitimacy.
nemesis4932_fml 0
simple answer. one of you had an affair got herpes and gave it to your spouse
Tarak_fml 7
two possibilities: A. one of u lied B. a parent of one of yours had herpes
myownenemy 0
Neither of them may have cheated. They could have kissed someone who had a cold sore before they were together and then transferred it orally to their spouse.
robinsn 0
Herpes. The gift that keeps on giving.
kar9398 0
lmao XD
iamareseefor 4
mouth herpes can be transferred to genitals. you have gotten mouth herpes as a kid by someone kissing you. do u get cold sores either of u?
jaybeeeh22 0
are you taking the piss with this FML? The only thing that is actually FML worthy is that you are stupid enough to believe your husband was a virgin!
SuperNova69 0
ur husband was either not a virgin or he cheated on you then. unless there is some drunken nights that you have not informed us about??
chaleighrae7 4
that's not right? your husband must've cheatedd. :/
ov614 0
217 - House has real doctors that they consult with. And the show didn't say that you could get it from a seat. House said that to a patient to screw with them. maybe you should keep quiet when you don't know what you're talking about. idiot.
chaleighrae7 4
I said must've? you cool.
chaleighrae7 4
and if you look above and below my comment, maybe you'd see that everyone else is saying the same;)
abceasyas123abc 12
Little girl, read a few more of the comments and educate yourself. Just because you're surrounded by the uneducated on either side of your comment is not an excuse. There's no reason we have to jump to conclusions about someone cheating as there are other perfectly plausible explanations!