fml
Huntsville, United States
Really!
Today, after receiving our marriage certificate, I told my wife about it. She responded with "fml". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Leatherhead, United Kingdom
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Anonymous
Marriage doesn't solve anything
Today, my wife told me how she really felt about me, and said she didn't love me anymore. We got married last month. FML
bmonehh
United States
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
AvocadoPurse
Respect
Today, my mother-in-law took a phone message on the back of my marriage license. FML
MissT
Dianella, Australia
Love hurts
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
blah56
Vine Grove, United States
Today, my husband put some photos of our wedding on Facebook. He named the album "FML". FML
damn it rose
Derby, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
screwed
United States
Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML
bill
San Diego, United States
Paper day
Today, it's mine and wife's one-year anniversary. After only being married for a year, I quickly understood what her father really meant when he said, "Your problem now" and chuckled at our wedding. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Hand her divorce papers -- that'll make her day.
BurnInDemonFire 39
How long were you waiting for your marriage certificate if your wife is already regretting marrying you? Also, why does she regret marrying you?
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RichardPencil 32
Hand her divorce papers -- that'll make her day.
BurnInDemonFire 39
How long were you waiting for your marriage certificate if your wife is already regretting marrying you? Also, why does she regret marrying you?