Today, I got fired from my job at a library for hitting an old man with a book. In my defence, I had asked him about a massive water stain on a book he'd returned. He told me it was his cum, wanted to know if it excited me and then tried to touch my boobs. Dirty old pervert. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. I was a lifeguard and the other day a 30 year-old man who only spoke Spanish hit on me. I'm 16 and I'd politely rejected him. He then went to the front desk and told them how I tried molesting him in the locker room. FML
Today, at work, I politely asked a patron to be quieter; I was hit in the face. I work in a library. FML
Today, it was my first day working at a library. I expected it to be fun and peaceful, not to end up having to call the cops on a guy who started jerking off into a book. FML
Today, I was working at the library. Some punks thought it would be funny to shit in a book, close it and return it in the drop box. The fact that it was sitting outside in the ninety degree heat for a couple hours did not help the stench; it was everywhere and I had to clean the mess. FML
Today, I went to a library to return a book that I've had for years. After a heated discussion with the librarian, not only did she charge me over a hundred dollars for the book, she also called the cops to escort me out. FML
Today, I went to my local library to study. As I settled in, I dropped my water bottle, causing a mini flood. Panicked, I tried to clean it up with paper towels, only to knock over a stack of books, creating a domino effect of chaos. The librarian gave me the dirtiest look. FML
Today, my boss fired me because a coworker had seen me reading magazines on the job. That same coworker was the one who offered me the magazine. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML
Today, at work, the janitor would not stop telling me how good I looked. This was after he told me he was fired for sexual harassment at his last job. He clearly learned that lesson. FML
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MorganHex 28
press charges and sue
NostalgiaFreak9 43
That's enough FML for one day.
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NostalgiaFreak9 43
That's enough FML for one day.
MorganHex 28
press charges and sue
Iamthebanzai22 21
High five, sister. Hope you got in a good shot. Shame on management for firing you.
KittyMack 13
Wow that's horrible. Even if you hadn't lost your job it would be a nightmare of a day. Did you know lawyers give a free consult to advise you of your case's potential? So go find out your options, even if you can't spare any money. Seems to me that if you hit him to keep him off your boobs that would be self defense. If you hit him just because he deserved it I dunno- legally. Of course you were 100% in the right ethically. File a complaint with the police. If that stain really was what he said (barrrf!!) that's evidence, plus the groping might be on camera. That bastard deserves to be charged with assault, sexual harassment, sexual assault, vandalism... wreck his ******* life. Hopefully it will discourage him from tormenting other victims in the future. Who knows, perhaps it will even sway management's view of things if you file charges. "Employee assaults rude customer" is a bit different than "Employee fights off criminal who was in the process of attacking her". Having the sicko charged can help show management the seriousness of what went down. Perhaps even if you do nothing further & just want to forget, your vigorous defense of your dignity may have left him less likely to harrass again, so good for you! But I do hope you can find justice.
raven_of_azarath 35
Dementia doesn’t excuse his actions.
MidnaLink 35
I’m no Nazi, but that is one book I’d definitely be burning.
xxWTFxx1981 23
Whatever happened to respecting the elderly?
Iamthebanzai22 21
Respect is earned.
timinator5000 28
whatever happened to respecting women?
chosha_fml 27
You should not have been fired. He should have been banned from the library.
winchester97 20
you work in a library but you cant spell defense?
sarkycow 25
It can depend where this person comes from, both are correct. American English uses an S whilst British English uses a C.
RichardPencil 32
Why did you damage a book? You should have hit him with practically anything else.
Kelsie Lynn Christensen 13
I think it’s warranted since said book was destroyed by cum..
RichardPencil 32
I used to work in a library. There’s a code about how books are to be treated!
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
self defense ??!