bloody
United States
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
BellinaNico
Mcdonough, United States
Today, I called my fiancé just to tell him how much I love him, as a sweet gesture. He yelled at me for interrupting his video game and blamed my "neediness" on the fact that I'm menstruating. FML
oof
Boom, headshot
Today, my fiancé and I were discussing whether we should have a gun in the house or not. He argued that I’m too clumsy to have one. Offended, I turned around to storm off. I hit my forehead on the cabinet I'd left open and immediately started gushing blood. Point proved. FML
kidyounot
Statesboro, United States
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
Stigmamma
Fragile
Today, my husband said he felt "dizzy from blood loss" after his nose started "pissing blood." After I said the tiny drop of blood from his split second nose bleed wouldn't cause dizziness, he got mad at me for "attacking his masculinity." FML
Ultimate ultimatum
Anaheim, United States
Big red flag
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
HomicidalPegasus
Bethalto, United States
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Anonymous
Helena, United States
Better before than after
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she'd leave me for her ex in a heartbeat. Tomorrow is, or should I say "was", our wedding day. FML
ideserveit
Finland
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend after a fight. I told him the reason I was so irritable is because I'm on my period. He yelped in disgust and nearly fell out of bed. Good to know I'm dating a man-child. FML
Agony! Agony! Agony!
United States
Danger zone
Today, my girlfriend's needy five year-old tried to swing on my arm while I was cutting celery. I needed seven stitches. Later, my girlfriend complained that I should have cleaned up the blood because she's squeamish, and that I upset her son by yelling and cussing in pain. FML
Anonymous
Goodyear, United States
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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DeidaraAkatsuki 17
Be glad you didn't marry an asshole.
1deep4life 11
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DeidaraAkatsuki 17
Be glad you didn't marry an asshole.
elephantsarecute 16
Actually OP doesn't clarify whether he is still her fiancé or not.
SokDek 14
Maybe OP is a hemophiliac...
felipe87 2
Should probably increase their intake of folic acid and B12
gotaplanstan 28
Idk... assholes can still bleed quite a bit
TheWolfOfSky 6
maybe the OP was a girl. and she maybe had too damn much peroids.
elephantsarecute 16
Was he serious? If so he's just looking for excuses to break it off.
meihua 19
Could also be a she. Or a vampire. A sparking fairy.
feelingold 18
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
xxxInsanexxx 9
If he threatens to leave for such a stupid reason, you're honestly better off without him. Better now than when you're married with three kids and you spend "too damn much" time with your kids or something.
1deep4life 11
Match.com has specials right now
katiesam199 11
Make love happen today
NellyFC35 19
Lol you got jokes!
SkateboardGirl88 11
#55 - Lol, you have bad grammar!
noelasis94 18
Let it bleed let it bleed oh let it bleed yeah let it bleed, there will be an answer.
usernameunkn0wn 18
That is so wrong to destroy a Beatles song like that!
LolFMLnot 10
"Keep bleeding I keep keep bleeding in love" Okay I ll stop now
buckdharma 38
#15- Yeah, I think Alice Cooper should take this one.
ginawater19 13
#35, it's not "bleeding in love" it's "bleeding love" hahaha what the hell does bleeding in love even mean
Ray_of_midnight 23
I'm gonna vote for Kate Bush "Strange Phenomena" on this one.
jackiemora 18
Everyone don't forget "bleed it out digging deeper just to throw it away" linkin park. (And the chorus sounds like it's about a tampon).
that_band_nerd 22
Well if you're a woman and on your period you can give him a piece of your mind!
golden_warrior 23
Or, you can use your fist and make him bleed.
buckdharma 38
#6-Ha ha, you're bloody well right, you know you're right to say Yeah-yeah, you're bloody well right, you know you're right to say Me, I don't care anyway
CanyonRose 16
Punch him in the nose. When it starts pouring blood threaten to leave him for " bleeding too damn much."
legendforge 5
Didn't actually say anything about gender or periods.
ThatGuyRory 9
72 - A Fiance is a man, whereas a Fiancee is a female. So i think its most likely OP is female, especially in reference to bleeding.
Pokelad 12
Yes, because physical assault is such a good idea.
botanistjessica 24
Yes, 76, but I'm willing to bet most people on the Internet don't know that so we can't be 100% certain.
Supergirl1988 16
Physical assault is the answer to most problems on FML
SkyGuy32 17
Other than suing, divorcing, yelling at, lecturing, calling the cops on, and interrogating, yes. Unless if you use a watermelon. Beating people with melons is the way to attack.
wtfwhyfml 12
Someone can't come up with a decent excuse. Better now then when/if you had kids and such to worry about. Anyone that rises to that level of jackass deserves to be alone; and you can definately do much better OP. I wish you luck and happiness in life.
dawnimus 21
*than, not then. I'm normally not a total grammar Nazi but using the wrong word changes the entire meaning of your comment, and your misuse of "then" confused the hell out of me on first reading. Also *definitely, while we're here :) On a different note, yeah that guy is a jackass, good call.
SkyGuy32 17
Hmm, I always thought it was "definately." Thanks for correcting that.
marshyq 8
threaten to leave because he's an asshole so much.
gracehi 33
"An asshole so much" He he. You made me laugh.
magickaldonut 2
Well, this doesn't sound promising.
hugozac88 22
I'm guessing he didn't know you have to help your wife out with that from time to when you get married, he's an idiot.
Shorty777 4
What?
killer6969 16
He meant getting her pregnant