Today, I found out that the sleeping mask I'd been using for months was actually part of a BDSM kit. I found the rest of it in my dad's room. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that for the past 6 months I have been sleeping next to a dead body. The cremated body of my landlord's father. It was hidden inside a wardrobe that I was not supposed to use. FML
Today, I gave my mom an extra pillow since the ones in the guest room were too flat and hurt her neck. Hours later, I remembered that I'd stashed my vibrator in that pillowcase during a romantic camping trip with my husband. She found it. FML
Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML
Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep and completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that my dad sleeps in the nude, when I rushed into my parents room at 3 a.m. to inform them that there was a bat in the house. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML
Today, I found out my father sleeps in the nude, when I rushed into my parents room at night to inform them there was a bat in the house. I’m traumatized. FML
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML
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Top comments
raspution 21
This is why you should not steal stuff from your parents room. Why are you going through his personal space and how would you feel if he went through yours?
Kurliez408 32
Where did you find it in the first place? If the answer is also your dad's bedroom, YDI
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Abhi 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Incest is wincest On a serious note spy on your dad and know if he is or is not involved in something illegal. When you find out rest is up to you.
OrchidKitten 21
Are you seriously trying to imply BDSM is illegal? And why are you telling the op to spy on their dads sex life? That's just disgusting.
Arashikage 18
Where the hell did the incest part come from? Why the hell would OP need to spy on their father? Why the hell did you not rethink your comment before posting? Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego
merican_redneck4 11
Please think stuff through before you comment on something
Lobby_Bee 18
Your father is gonna whip you for going through his stuff without his permission. Or it could be the other way around.
RichardPencil 32
Even the butt plug? You didn’t find the butt plug? Where could the butt plug be?
raspution 21
This is why you should not steal stuff from your parents room. Why are you going through his personal space and how would you feel if he went through yours?
Shadowvoid 33
I'm going to assume the sleep mask was given to OP and they happened to find the rest in her dad's room.
Kurliez408 32
Where did you find it in the first place? If the answer is also your dad's bedroom, YDI
sumocj 14
I really doubt your dad left his fetish gear laying around the house. So it’s most likely you went through his personal belongings and then mistook it as beauty equipment. You totally deserve it for going through his stuff...twice
Symphoniaes 32
So, did your dad give you the mask or did you take it? We need to know these things to determine YDI or not! ;)
Glowworm56 27
The design of the "sleeping" mask didn't clue you in? I could be wrong, but I'm pretty certain those masks don't look a thing alike. Unless it was a blindfold.
Gundel 22
Where's the problem? Enjoy your sleep...
JasonThorn 23
Well...THAT went 50 Shades Darker...