Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job when she started crying. Despite my pleas for her to stop and attempts to comfort her, she insisted that she continue. I feel like a monster. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying, "Milk the penis… Miiiiilk the penis…" FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML
Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend masturbating beside me. I asked if she needed a hand. She called me a pervert and now won't speak to me. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
Today, my girlfriend made me put a blanket over my head while giving me a blowjob because she didn't like the faces I was making. FML
Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML
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naddification 7
You're a monster. A beautiful monster. Probably why she insisted that she continues.
JohnnyPhoenix31 7
Did she use her tears as lube?
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Comments (295)
NullPointer 20
lol, so freakin weird. please figure out why she was crying and why she refused to stop and reply to this comment letting us know.
suguru 4
Teargasm
iamabamf 17
He tried.
tweiler 15
You pleaded for her to stop and she continued? Your girlfriend is a rapist.
silentbutfunny 0
And she kept on insisting but he said stop..
Soloman212 28
Double standards right there.
TheNewGuy03 29
In a digital world, she has exactly 10 seconds to finish, and then it's game over. |the kid|
bethal 8
I just wanna say i was the 69th thumbs up!!!
Jibblets2367 7
How do you not go limp at the sight of your crying girlfriend??
mama2b3 20
my boyfriend wouldn't...
tjnaprincess 8
Mine would
pabst4america 1
Cuz she's fondling his D
Lulamjollnir 3
O.o she sounds like a head case.
turtleomnom 0
not head, hand, lol.
metallicshadow 16
doesnt matter had sex (in a way...)
tennisrapper1 14
I think she mighta been a racist! :O
coyfish 0
Can you only hold an erection if she crys?
CoachBangWhore 5
Most likely
faysophie 2
It reminded her of her dead snake poor girl
colabobo 5
At least she made the choice to make sure you don't get blue balls